Facebook Sinister

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SB Thoughts:

:46

1:04 “hey we’ve been FB friends for 5 seconds, I find you really interesting”

2:10 SO they talked on Facebook in english but in person they don’t?? OK

2:15 “wanna..like..get surgically attached to each other sometime????????????”

3:45 “Get inside.” sounds harmless

3:56 time to light the ceremonial candles

4:14 “I need your blood for the ritual. STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU”

4:30 “we’re here for the sacrafice”

4:34 suddenly there’s a hostage???

4:54 “the page just says, smack them with leaves till they die? I guess let’s try it.”

5:49 blood capsules

6:00 wow, there’s still three more minutes of this

6:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

7:00 – 7:40 TRAUMATIC SPOOK FLASHBACKS

7:50 the demon surely let themselves in

7:59 “slidin’ in your hallways like..”

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Lesson: 2017: One minute you’re makin’ out with some rando from Facebook — the next thing you know — you’re watching their amateur exorcism.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

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Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩