Don’t Look

Description: Andrea lives alone plagued by nightmares, however one night she discovers something is with her in the apartment.

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SB Thoughts:

:05 the most overused kid laughing audio ever recorded

:57 who buys a pillow with one enormous eyelash on it?

:18 -2:20 “British, British-British, British, British”

2:21 you got a piece of glitter on your left cheek, let me get that for you

2:42 that phone set down was loud AS FUCK

3:05 “i’ll let myself in” – this ghostie

3:07 “how rude of me, I almost didn’t close the door” – also this ghostie

3:25 sup, growl, sup

4:20 the description says this is her apartment, but it looks like a hospital break room

4:45 shits in your brain, mimicking voices of those you love. you done for.

4:51 just looks like any ol’ guy

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Lesson: She looked tho

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

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SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

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Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩