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Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Behave or Die

Description: Behave Or Die – Horror Short Film

Directed by: Alessandro Antonaci
Written by: Stefano Mandalà, Alessandro Antonaci
Special FX by: Stefano Mandalà
Cast: Giovanni Pupino, Micol Damilano
Music by: Kristian Sensini
From the feature film “Karma – Atonement”

SB Thoughts:

:10 FOUND FOOTAGE!! FOUND FOOTAGE!! FOUND FOOTAGE!!

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:17 porn, porn, PORN!!

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:59 yeah, fuck THE MAN!!

1:31 hey, jammer, you got a lady visitor

1:38 shithittingfan.jpg

1:57 now I’m spooky OVER HERE

2:09 stretching is good for your neck

2:12 ooo, running face first at a camera is not

2:15 I think maybe she sees you, bro.ISEEYOU.png

2:17 OH YOUR EYES ARE BLACKHOLES

2:39 is head just about to explode??

2:47 ah snapped his own neck. MY GUESS WAS -SO- CLOSE.

Lesson: More like BEEHIVE OR DIE, amiright?!?!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩