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The Screen

Description: Something is up with the TV screen…
The Ring / Rings / Asian horror movie inspired short film.
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SB Thoughts:

:17 that should be whiskey

:53 was this guy not just watching himself on tv –even before??

1:03 now he is again, its just the present haha

1:45 ring girl

2:06 she’s just like “ya, it’s me. WHAT OF IT??”

2:27 BOOOOTTY-BOOTYBOOTY!!!!

2:44 DUDE where the fuck do you live that that’s the electrical plug???

3:05 “NOW – we kiss.” – Samara

Lesson: “And that’s how babies are made.” – Abstinence Only Sex Educators

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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The Box

Description: A man receives a mysterious package at his door which he soon finds out is no laughing matter.

SB Thoughts:

:04 :braces self for imminent box jump scare and or diversion:

:31 “oh good, unmarked box, just what I always wanted.”

:37 this motherfucker has razor fingers!!

:49 WHOEVER’S MOVING HEAVY MACHINERY DURING MY UNBOXING VIDEO — QUIET DOWN

1:01 go home clown, you drunk

1:15 “I and everyone else knows this is a bad idea..maybe I should be giving this a second thought..”

1:16 “–NAH”

1:27 “who put all this nail polish all over a perfectly good piece of paper??”

1:31 https://youtu.be/HZ1TQYjCwYc

1:34 MARY POPPINS WAS BEHIND IT THIS WHOLE TIME

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1:35 lmao so this went down one of two ways:

  1. the clowny poppins pulled his head down at warp speed and killed his brains out, OR
  2. the way funnier visual: his entire body was pulled down into the box like a black hole, breaking every bone in his body along the way leaving him a mushy sack of broken

Lesson: A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩