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Camera Never Lies

Description: Camera Never Lies is a New Short Horror Film for 2016.

Check out my other short horror film ‘CREAK’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

Filmed on the Nikon D3300

Music:

Anxiety – Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

SB Thoughts:

:26 leave that shit there

:52 THESE ALWAYS MAKE ME MAD. it’s the stupidest idea that you got a picture in a box of someone HOLDING THE BOX IT’S IN. not scary. just illogical.

:56 “my anaconda don’t want none, unless you got spooks, son.” – Jerry here

1:15 hahaha WAIT, so the picture just CHANGED? come now..

1:21 “this shit dumb” JerBear

1:33 now we’re talkin. he didn’t even look that way, that’s kind of mirror worthy scary

1:38 now we burn the photograph

1:47 “new eyes, who dis?” Jerry Ventura, Spook Detective

2:07 “he died how he lived –in a magical Polaroid picture.” – priest at his funeral

Lesson: R.I.P Jerry Ventura, Spook Detective

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

scenefixed

4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Remnants

Description: Two detectives investigate a crime so terrifying that remnants of an unspeakable evil still lurk in the home.

Starring: Hugh McCrae Jr., Terrance Roundtree, Tonya Adamski, Reavis Dorsey and Karlie O’Hearn
Written By: Corey Schubert and Eric Joel La Fuente
Directed By: David Ugarte
Produced By: David Ugarte, Corey Schubert
Makeup Effects By: Candy Domme

Other Escape Velocity Films:

Hell of a Deal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9BYO…

Fifty-Two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMh4…

The Crate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFom…

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EscapeVeloci…

SB Thoughts:

3:48 that man just puked up A LOT of orange juice

5:50 what’s that dinosaur leg doing there?

6:59 “that’s just some douchebag art student trying to express themselves”

10:14 the joker in a robe

11:31 more art student failure

12:34 (its a fart)

12:50 samurai Voldemort

13:42-14:37 a very mean science fair volcano

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩