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Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

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1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Birch

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Synopsis: A bullied schoolboy takes drastic measures against his tormenter, summoning an ancient being in the woods using a spellbound book passed down through the generations of his family.

“The Birch”

Crew:
Directors/Writers: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Producers: Cliff Wallace (story), Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Set Decoration: Emma Franklin
Film Editing: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Cinematography: Jonny Franklin
Music by: Patrick Jonsson

Property Master: Natalie Barett
Production Manager: Rob Jowers

Special Effects (SFX) by:
Special Effect (SFX) Makeup: Cliff Wallace
Special Effects (SFX) Assistant: Jessica Taylor

Makeup Department:
Makeup Artist: Christabel Franklin

Visual Effects (VFX) by:
Digital Compositor: Ryan J. Thompson, Anthony Melton

Second Assistant Camera: Adam Green
First Assistant Camera: James Hills
Harvey Walton: Assistant Camera

Casting Department:
Casting Assistant: Lewis Osborne

Costume and Wardrobe Department:
Wardrobe: Charlotte Barrett

Editorial Department:
Colorist: Patrick Inhofer

Starring:
Aaron Thomas Ward: Shaun
Corinna Marlowe: Grandma
Charlie Venables: Kris
Dee Sherwood Wallace: The Birch

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SB Thoughts:

00: getting straight to the point

:35 is this a trailer for the new Mormon version of Blair Witch?

:53 Ima go ahead and make the claim that people who just want to chat don’t start by calling someone “pig boy”

1:05 like, why, tho?

3:24 “sup, bitch? you about to get tree beat.”

3:29 “time to run to home to the father who’s approval I desperately strive to attain.”

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Lesson: Don’t fuck with mother nature or her children.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩