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This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Remnants

Description: Two detectives investigate a crime so terrifying that remnants of an unspeakable evil still lurk in the home.

Starring: Hugh McCrae Jr., Terrance Roundtree, Tonya Adamski, Reavis Dorsey and Karlie O’Hearn
Written By: Corey Schubert and Eric Joel La Fuente
Directed By: David Ugarte
Produced By: David Ugarte, Corey Schubert
Makeup Effects By: Candy Domme

Other Escape Velocity Films:

Hell of a Deal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9BYO…

Fifty-Two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMh4…

The Crate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFom…

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EscapeVeloci…

SB Thoughts:

3:48 that man just puked up A LOT of orange juice

5:50 what’s that dinosaur leg doing there?

6:59 “that’s just some douchebag art student trying to express themselves”

10:14 the joker in a robe

11:31 more art student failure

12:34 (its a fart)

12:50 samurai Voldemort

13:42-14:37 a very mean science fair volcano

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩