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The Masochist

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“The Masochist”

Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker

Starring:
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer

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SB Thoughts:

:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD

:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.

:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie

1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote

1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”

1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling

2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible

2:33 nail baseball to the dick

2:49 who needs dads, I guess?

Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

I Heard It Too

Description: If you enjoyed this please check out my latest short horror Toby
https://youtu.be/BYaCEL2mhUo

Based on the two sentence horror story:

A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said “I heard that, too.”

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Screened by the British Film Institute and Talenthouse for the Unscreened film competition.

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SB Thoughts:

:50 hold on..there’s something wrong with this picture…

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…okay, that’s better:

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3:05 spook

3:12 “ya, but like, who?” fearless.

3:50 children are our future. be afraid.

5:10 don’t look?!!? RE-CLOSE THE DOOR AND WAIT TILL MORNING, YOU PSYCHO

5:27 no one owns this kind of light unless they’re a film maker

5:42 “no, you’re the worst mom ever”

5:49 aw fuck, creepiest ballerina alert

5:59 here’s to hoping she’s counting to infinity

6:30 natural selection, kiddo

6:43 covers never saved anyone, you naive little cupcake

6:52 aw man, don’t do that

7:12 it’s “the mummy” I can’t get enough of this embodied pun

Lesson: Muffled voice of your mom calling for you in the middle of the night? Always a ghost.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩