325 Sycamore Lane

Description: A short horror film based on the vanishing hitchhiker urban legend.
Starring Jeff DuJardin, Emmy Newman and Juliette James.

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SB Thoughts:

:17 babe

:22 stop thinking about how much of a babe you are, Jeff, you almost hit some pajama’d lady

:47 “is this about to be sex now?” – jeff thoughts

1:06 why you gotta talk so weird tho?

1:16 “pffhaha HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF MAPQUEST??”

1:27 “I’m like totally dead”

1:42 incest

1:51 “ya, that’d because my body is dead, anyway –back to my hot brother”

2:05 “..so are you married to your brother, or..?”

2:21 “I’m remarkably British now, and fuck off, you bloody wanker”

2:48 “get it?..cuz I’m like totally 10 years dead”

3:16 confused and handsome for the camera

3:18 and dead to a trucker

3:31 WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

3:36 hey, you married son of a bitch, pay attention to the road for once, maybe.

3:44 “just calling to let you know I’m like totally dead, and have been this whole time. have a nice life with your wife you don’t love.”

3:56 THAT ASHTON’S AT IT AGAIN!!

4:06 I guessed her exact death age. fucking professional.

4:36 PLOT TWIST

4:41 thems those, “I’m going to kill you and then have sex with your body” eyes

4:46 HE’S CONSIDERING IT THO

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Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Face Swap

Description: You’ll never want to face swap again.

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SB Thoughts:

:00 WAY TO GIVE TO LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION, PREVIEW IMAGE

:05 ohhh, and here I thought the cat was just evil

:09 DON’T GO BACK THERE — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!?!

:18 IT’S LIKE YOU HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE AT ALLLLL

:24 “ohhhhFUUCKK” — actual words out of my mouth

:28 :Ashton Kutcher runs out:

:30 ah fuck, that was just mean.

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Lesson: I just pissed myself. They faked me out so hard with that shitty graphic preview image. Bravo.

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩