Tag Archives: quiet

Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Advertisements

Shortlist

Description: Shortlist is a new Short Horror Film for 2015 shot on the Sony
A5100 Mirrorless Camera. Check out my other New Short Horror Film ‘CREAK’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

Music: The Horror Music Album purchased from Neumannfilms.net
Additional music provided by Richard Jones.

SB Thoughts:

:35 what are you?

2:41 this is almost entirely inaudible.

2:58 it’s so quiet all I heard was the sound prompting me to be scared?

3:45 how many spooks exactly are you running from, Gerald?

4:25 he just hugged him to death. how nice.

Lesson: Whatever this thing is, maybe they wouldn’t lose it so much if they didn’t incessantly hang it from a random branch in the forest.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Dinner for Two

Description: This is my first (horror) short film, of hopefully many to come. I worked with a great crew who helped me put this all together and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. The short was “Insidious” inspired with the music from the soundtrack by Joseph Bishara. Hope you all enjoy!

SB Thoughts:

:45 this woman lives IN a factory

1:17 nice swinging chair

1:40 probably just a cabin decoration

2:08 she for sure would have seen him

2:22 clumsy Cathy

2:36 this creaking couldn’t have been that dude, we all saw how quiet he is

2:46 THERE’S TWO SWINGING CHAIRS?!?!

jealousy.jpg

2:56 dude probably broke in to claim this property. i would too.

3:15 back walkin’ like a dummy

4:02 of course it’s tiny tim

4:20 that was probably just whoever she was texting

Lesson: Tiny Tim always sets the mood.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Quiet

Description: Our latest short is now online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izRu…

When a young, deaf schoolgirl is bullied and left to take the long walk home alone, she realises that she’s being followed and a frantic game of cat and mouse begins. growing ever more sinister as it becomes clear that she may never make it home again.

This is based on a true story, about an incident involving a school girl who was stalked as she walked home alone after a day out with friends.

‘The Quiet’ is the third part of The Vulnerable Female’ horror trilogy, which also features:

Shrove Tuesday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wetOh2

and

“3:00 AM”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uma_1t

Produced by I’m With Them

http://www.imwiththemproductions.com/

SB Thoughts:

1:10 are kids really this fucking mean? punch em all in their stupid faces

3:50 this is fine. i’m sure murderers don’t listen to this sweet of jams

3:51 point made.

5:23 spooked.

5:52 mud all over your new tights. i’ll never get this out.

6:13 same.

6:45 aw come on, dummy, this one was your own fault.

7:32 oh balls

8:31 probably best to NOT go in THERE, but sure. go right ahead – don’t let me stop you.

9:12 take a little nappy poo

9:44 dreamin about cutting doll hair, JUST NORMAL GIRL STUFF

10:04 let’s take a second and appreciate that perfect puff ball flower

10:40 #yesallmen

11:30 your knees, but your so, and you kneeled in the mud again.

11:56 noooooooo!

12:27 run and jump and run and jump and run and jump

12:58 “I hope this isn’t a witch’s house.”

13:31 aw, mud – everywhere

13:56 fuckin balls

14:57 KO’d

15:25 WHAAAAAAAt?

16:58 aw, man.

18:34 why’d you gotta go in do that??

Lesson: All men, 99% of the time. This is the 1%.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩