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Double Bed

Description: WATCH THIS IN THE DARK WITH HEADPHONES AND TURN UP THE VOLUME

Never sleep in a Double Bed by yourself or bad things will happen. Based on the Japanese urban legend of the same name.

Directed by – Jose Escorcia
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VFX – Kevin Ayotte
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Boom Operator – Aaron Alcantar

STARRING

Juan Sainz – Sleeping Man

Allie Rivas – Ghost Lady

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SB Thoughts:

:18 dude, that bed is HUGE. lemme get that for reviewing –fo’ free.

:34 if you gotta wake up at 3 am your life SUUUCKKs

1:20 maybe the camera man is gonna get in bed with him to make him feel better about his miserable early morning work life.

1:25 UM WHATTTT

1:36 ya, man. that’s ghostie gasps.

2:09 this guy is sleeping in a double bed ALL WRONG. you gotta stretch out like star fish diagonal to take advantage of the full expansion of space.

2:30 maybe this ghost just wants to get laid

2:33 look– now your your neck is broken. real good.

3:08 you can’t just bleed all over someone’s face when they’re tryin’ to sleep. no class.

3:35 maybe this is a ghost variation of a “you up?” text. let us wait and see…

3:44 I used to own that same dress btw. this dead girl has great taste.

4:34 now the real horror starts. living your terrible life.

4:46 perhaps ya girl can offer, instead, the sweet release of dead.

4:55 she’s playing hard to get.

Lesson: Once he got over the creaking bones, Juan discovered fucking a dead person was actually pretty okay.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Mom?

Description: When Hayley gets home from school one day she finds that everything is not what it seems.

SB Thoughts:

:44 uh HELLO MOST BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE PAINTING

1:36 “UGH I hate my mom, who that definitely is, and not some demon or something yet to be disclosed”

1:50 so they took this idea from someone else, sorry. I already reviewed that short.

2:01 “..also, funny story, I’m not your mom, and I’m a demon.”

Lesson: When you steal an entire plot line from another horror short you get zero stars.

Here is where this was originally portrayed: https://youtu.be/OxRIWBoluzs

And my review:

https://scaredybird.wordpress.com/2017/07/05/i-heard-it-too/

I gave them stars.

Rating: 0 out of 5 stars

Popcorn

Description: When a mid twenties man takes things too far with his girlfriend, the night takes an unexpected turn.

I’m excited to release another short film of my own! As I continue to mature, I’m finding it harder and harder to squeeze these little shorts in with all of life’s responsibilities. This was a true testament of what I can do with a skeleton crew in a few days. Maybe the next one will be longer lol.

CREDITS

Directed by: Jacob Souza

Written by: Andrew Tripodi & Jacob Souza Lead Cast

Andrew Tripodi as Nick
Kim Senser as Taylor

Director of Photography: Jacob Souza

Edited by: Jacob Souza

Sound by: Noah Goldberg

VFX by: Noah Goldberg

2nd Assistant Camera: Dylan Hammalian

Key Grip: Noah Goldberg

Special Thanks to Casimere Jollette

Shot on Panasonic GH4.
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SB Thoughts:

:24 sex shame is u-g-l-y

1:06 “take that” – ghost

1:28 she must have went to art school downtown

1:48 your art is so bad – YOU BROKE THE ELECTRICITY

1:55 woof

2:06 hahaha seriously? it’s the safe word?? I love it.

2:26 “babe, you don’t need to be a rapey clown for me to want to fuck you”

2:55 bowchickawowwow.gif

3:00 no shirt ✓

3:03 shawn hunter hair ✓

3:26 “my boobs are a crunchy sounding remote control”

3:44 get fucked, shawn hunter

4:42 fell for the ol’ drippy sink trick

Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeword

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Dark Snap

Description: Anna was throwing a party at her place. She and her friends had a lot of fun, shot dozens of photo on their social media and drank so much that Anna passed out. When Anna woke up she watched her Snapchatstory to see what happened while she was asleep.

“Dark Snap” is a horror short which was filmed with the Samsung S7 in combination with Snapchat. We used Smartphonecliplenses to get more depth. The photos for the Snapchatpictures have been shot with a DSLR.
A big thank you to the cast and the crew.

Directed by Sandeep Abraham
Produced by Young Wazy Productions and Sandeep Abraham
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SB Thoughts:

:11 I am such a sucker for a man with a deep raspy voice.

:20 read me more spooky poetry, dreamy voice man

1:28 I seriously can’t get enough of this poetry narration.

2:16 MAGIC NIGHT LIGHT

2:25 you know it’s fake bc there’s only ONE dick drawing.

5:01 so wait..attacked with a bat and suffered NO VISIBLE WOUNDS??

6:29 trick or..WHAT?

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Lesson: Make sure your sound person doesn’t drown out your script.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Birch

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Synopsis: A bullied schoolboy takes drastic measures against his tormenter, summoning an ancient being in the woods using a spellbound book passed down through the generations of his family.

“The Birch”

Crew:
Directors/Writers: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Producers: Cliff Wallace (story), Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Set Decoration: Emma Franklin
Film Editing: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Cinematography: Jonny Franklin
Music by: Patrick Jonsson

Property Master: Natalie Barett
Production Manager: Rob Jowers

Special Effects (SFX) by:
Special Effect (SFX) Makeup: Cliff Wallace
Special Effects (SFX) Assistant: Jessica Taylor

Makeup Department:
Makeup Artist: Christabel Franklin

Visual Effects (VFX) by:
Digital Compositor: Ryan J. Thompson, Anthony Melton

Second Assistant Camera: Adam Green
First Assistant Camera: James Hills
Harvey Walton: Assistant Camera

Casting Department:
Casting Assistant: Lewis Osborne

Costume and Wardrobe Department:
Wardrobe: Charlotte Barrett

Editorial Department:
Colorist: Patrick Inhofer

Starring:
Aaron Thomas Ward: Shaun
Corinna Marlowe: Grandma
Charlie Venables: Kris
Dee Sherwood Wallace: The Birch

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SB Thoughts:

00: getting straight to the point

:35 is this a trailer for the new Mormon version of Blair Witch?

:53 Ima go ahead and make the claim that people who just want to chat don’t start by calling someone “pig boy”

1:05 like, why, tho?

3:24 “sup, bitch? you about to get tree beat.”

3:29 “time to run to home to the father who’s approval I desperately strive to attain.”

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4:07 thanksbirch.jpg

Lesson: Don’t fuck with mother nature or her children.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Sleepy Eyes

Description: Don’t forget to turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:25 WHO PUTS A WIND CHIME THERE??

1:17 “‘don’t put the wind chime on your door,’ they said. ‘it will serve no use there,’ they said.”

1:46 “I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, WIND CHIME” – door opening ghost

2:32 mystical chime sounding sheet ghost

2:52 “this isn’t your sheet…this is my sheet”

3:04 five bucks says it’s an enormous wind chime

3:49 “gimme my wind chime back, you Under-the-Bed-Hiding-Bastard.”

4:12 “jokes on you, I wasn’t even under there.”

Lesson: Knock my wind chime down once: jokes on you. Steal my wind chime twice: jokes on me.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Observer

Description: Observer is a story of an enigmatic rocking chair that was given to Zara by Walter Kraus, a war veteran who once operated an antique shop. The rocking chair was originally owned by a mystical lady nicknamed the humming widow who vanished in 1901.

Writer and Director : Azron Shai
Lead Actress : Marcella Raya
Ghost Actor : Jesus Curioso
Sound Effects : Shy Beats
Costume Design : Make Believe
Music : Theremin Harmony

SB Thoughts:

:09 Vornado:  short for Very Tornado

:20 that tiny sharpie sounds like someone brushing their teeth and doesn’t even match up with the motion she’s making AT ALL.

:31 “I feel like that chair is looking at my butt”

1:50 “no one will hear me walking around the house in these flippers”

2:06 the ol’ sheet pull trick

2:08 “ALRIGHT, who’s the wise guy that made me all nakey?”

2:17 “I decided to be a chair out here instead”

3:04 “she’ll never see me under this sheet”

3:42 :flippers ominously:

Lesson: If you wanna really be sneaky, invest in some flippers.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Speechless

Description: http://www.speechlessmovie.com/

A boy tries to find out if someone is really outside of his bedroom door.

Starring Ryan Craig, Shani Salyers Stiles and Scott Allen Tucker

Story by Dan Dark
Directed by Dustin Demoret
Produced by Dan Dark and Lauren Harper Dumoulin

Filmed by Bayonet Media

(c) 2017 Dan Dark

SB Thoughts:

:24 ALRIGHT, who gave the alien from signs a flashlight and some roller skates?

1:07 also maybe a whistle and a bird?

2:09 hopefully this alien knows english and also has a writing utensil on their person

2:15 there we go, Bobby my boy. sharing is caring.

2:50 well, they asked nicely?

4:04 “not my skin…I need that stuff”

4:26 “I’m your mom; I brought that skin into this world and I’m here to take it back.”

4:45 mean mom is mean.

5:12 aw shit, Bobby. hold onto your skin cuz it about to get ripped.

5:20 rude. that colored pencil didn’t even belong to you.

5:27 why is the signs alien covered in seaweed and surrounded by birds?

5:41 this whole time it was the work of just one ugly [but literate] gorilla.

Lesson: Gorillas want to eat your skin, and your mom doesn’t even care.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Thin Walls

Description: Official Selection – Los Angeles Cinefest

A young woman hums to herself in her apartment and hears a neighbor hum the same tune back. Thin walls. However, maybe that hum wasn’t coming from another apartment…

Twitter: @jayruzicka

SB Thoughts:

:17 ruhroh.jpg

:40 :watches intently for someone bust through the wall like the kool-aid man:

1:06 maybe don’t make your hallway so terrifyingly dark in your next life, Jill.

1:09 bets she regrets answering that ad to be roommates with the female joker now

femalejoker.png

1:34 “yes, except for my new roommate: joker with a vagina”

1:43 “because I can’t get in, and the door is locked. bad luck you called on Female-Joker-911-Operator-April-Fools!!”

1:53 “tape me to the inside of the walls?” how much tape does this girl have???

2:38 WHY WOULDN’T YOU GRAB A BLUNT OBJECT AS A WEAPON FIRST, JILL?!?!

2:49 “‘don’t make the your closet doors out of concrete,’ they said, ‘you’ll live to regret this day,’ they said.”

2:55 fell for the ol’ foot infront of the door trick

3:01 “If I could talk I’d say, ‘some asshole sewn my lips shut and drew on my face with eyeliner’.”

3:07 “Occupado”

Lesson: Don’t let the custom-made closet door salesman up-sell you on the concrete.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Thing in the Apartment

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“The Thing in the Apartment”

Writer/Director: John William Ross
Producer: Jonathan Judelson
DP: Oliver Young
Production Designer: Kim Risi
Edited by: John William Ross, Keith Schwebel
Assistant Producer: Dani Castellanos
Associate Producer: Jon Kovel
Music by: Ryan Adison Amen
Creature SFX: Vincent J. Guastini
Costume Designer: Martha Gretsch
Casting by: Kara Sullivan

Cast:
Melia Renee
Carly Jones
Ryan Allan Young

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We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:18 love those bed sheets

2:36 “because you know how I abuse sleeping pills? so anyway”

3:15 spook

3:18 “you didn’t have to scream at me lady..I’m going, I’m going..”

3:36 so like, she should be dead asleep by now if she isn’t a pill popper

4:33 “oh yeah..I own possessions still”

5:35 pills

6:13 because WHY TURN ON THE LIGHTS?? smart thinking, Sam.

7:41 yeah just back up all willy-nilly with a monster on the loose

7:47 you scary

8:16 “I’M DOING GYMNASTICS”

8:28 andformynexttrick.png

9:06 way to go Lindsey, you got Sam all eated by stretch-armstrong Voldemort.

9:22 “BUCKET’S TIME TO SHINE [they said I’d never make it in show business]”

9:36 “fell for the ol’ bucket trick — Lindsey, my girl.”

Lesson: Paid for by the makers of Stretch-Armstrong Voldemort.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩