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Inside

Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…

Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.

Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker

Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton

Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances

Gore FX
Mark Horner

Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker

Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)

SB Thoughts:

:20 babe

1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?

2:20 aw, you’re so British.

2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead

2:56 all of those water bottles are poison

3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.

4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.

4:48 the record playing banshee has you now

4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*

5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.

5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.

“no. this is still mine”

5:43 you done for, sweetheart.

5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*

5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.

6:13 I respect that.

Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Facebook Sinister

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SB Thoughts:

:46

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1:04 “hey we’ve been FB friends for 5 seconds, I find you really interesting”

2:10 SO they talked on Facebook in english but in person they don’t?? OK

2:15 “wanna..like..get surgically attached to each other sometime????????????”

3:45 “Get inside.” sounds harmless

3:56 time to light the ceremonial candles

4:14 “I need your blood for the ritual. STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU”

4:30 “we’re here for the sacrafice”

4:34 suddenly there’s a hostage???

4:54 “the page just says, smack them with leaves till they die? I guess let’s try it.”

5:49 blood capsules

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6:00 wow, there’s still three more minutes of this

6:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

7:00 – 7:40 TRAUMATIC SPOOK FLASHBACKS

7:50 the demon surely let themselves in

7:59 “slidin’ in your hallways like..”

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Lesson: 2017: One minute you’re makin’ out with some rando from Facebook — the next thing you know — you’re watching their amateur exorcism.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

OCD

Description: People with OCD are prone to horrific intrusive thoughts…or even thoughts about evil.

Starring Roberto Raad

Directed by Steven Smith
Produced by Roberto Raad
Written by Roberto Raad
Director of Photography – Michael Tushaus
Edited by Steven Smith
Sound by Paul Tumpson & Zachary Vantilborg
PA -Alexia Gross

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SB Thoughts:

:47 this ghost is a fucking asshole

1:11 I don’t think the wind does it like that, buddy

1:23 this ones just straight scary

1:36 whoa

1:50 I really just feel bad

1:57 hahah you just have an intruder. just go tell him to leave.

2:15 is that YOU??

2:26 that’s what I thought

2:37 this is so fucking clever.

3:43 😦

Lesson: You’re haunting yourself, big guy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Don’t Look at the Mirror

Description: Director: Priscilla Grijalva
Guión: Priscilla Grijalva
Edición: Priscilla Grijalva
Música y efectos de sonido: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Fotografía: Daniel López
Asistentes de producción: Aldo Guzmán, Maydali Santos
Special Makeup FX: Ernesto Grijalva Ibarra, Priscilla Grijalva
Detrás de escenas: Gabriel Acedo-Marquez
Reparto: Lucero Fernandez, Ana Pratt, Clara Peralta, Arnett Marcial

SB Thoughts:

:30 do you get the feeling they’re tired?

1:47 so..the spanish version of bloody mary?

3:02 you don’t even have a candle

3:44 that doesn’t fucking count haha

4:30 SHOULDA USED A REAL CANDLE

4:51 “ladies, I just tried that shit and it didn’t work”

5:02 she just opened a portal to the dark zone

6:10 that’s racist

7:13 “YES, WHO’S THERE?”

7:25 woof

Lesson: Don’t do that shit, dummy.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩