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The Traveler

No Description Provided

SB Thoughts:

:40 “…you know something I don’t know?”

1:14 that bed sheet heard you honking at it

1:36 yes, now is a good time to lock your doors, lipring.

2:00 run it over. what’s the worst that could happen?

2:18 SERIOUSLY??

2:28 NO ONE WOULD DO THIS.

2:48 I’m sure it’ll be in the backseat now.

3:03 set the mood with some unsettling music

3:18 they clearly just spray painted a v for vendetta mask, got a long black wig, and a long white moomoo

3:28 jam

Lesson: The resistance is drunk and needed a ride home.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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325 Sycamore Lane

Description: A short horror film based on the vanishing hitchhiker urban legend.
Starring Jeff DuJardin, Emmy Newman and Juliette James.

SB Thoughts:

:17 babe

:22 stop thinking about how much of a babe you are, Jeff, you almost hit some pajama’d lady

:47 “is this about to be sex now?” – jeff thoughts

1:06 why you gotta talk so weird tho?

1:16 “pffhaha HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF MAPQUEST??”

1:27 “I’m like totally dead”

1:42 incest

1:51 “ya, that’d because my body is dead, anyway –back to my hot brother”

2:05 “..so are you married to your brother, or..?”

2:21 “I’m remarkably British now, and fuck off, you bloody wanker”

2:48 “get it?..cuz I’m like totally 10 years dead”

3:16 confused and handsome for the camera

3:18 and dead to a trucker

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3:31 WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

3:36 hey, you married son of a bitch, pay attention to the road for once, maybe.

3:44 “just calling to let you know I’m like totally dead, and have been this whole time. have a nice life with your wife you don’t love.”

3:56 THAT ASHTON’S AT IT AGAIN!!

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4:06 I guessed her exact death age. fucking professional.

4:36 PLOT TWIST

4:41 thems those, “I’m going to kill you and then have sex with your body” eyes

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4:46 HE’S CONSIDERING IT THO

Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩