Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.
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SB Thoughts:
:20 welp, don’t go in there
:22 you’re done for, Jessica.
:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?
1:25 doors are hard.
1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.
2:07 that’s it,
2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?
2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.
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Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.
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SB Thoughts:
:14 they’re obviously making meth
:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.
:52 “like, totally, dude.”
1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”
1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again
2:38 spooks
2:44 it’s just us demons here
3:14
3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.
3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”
4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?
4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.
4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”
4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓
5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”
5:38
6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.
6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?
6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening
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Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.
Description: This is the first film we made. The film taken using Canon DSLR 600D with minimum lighting. Sorry for the noise. Better take the headsets on for best experience.
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SB Thoughts:
:24 ohh, kind of like me right now
:46 I wish I was eating snacks
1:50 this has been an exciting couple minutes of watching some dude live his life and everything..
2:30 a nun is here
2:40 the sheets will save you..what could go wrong?
3:05 seriously? did I miss something??
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Lesson: Bed sheets are magic that keep away shadow nuns.
Description: Official Selection – Los Angeles Cinefest
A young woman hums to herself in her apartment and hears a neighbor hum the same tune back. Thin walls. However, maybe that hum wasn’t coming from another apartment…
Twitter: @jayruzicka
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SB Thoughts:
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:40 :watches intently for someone bust through the wall like the kool-aid man:
1:06 maybe don’t make your hallway so terrifyingly dark in your next life, Jill.
1:09 bets she regrets answering that ad to be roommates with the female joker now
1:34 “yes, except for my new roommate: joker with a vagina”
1:43 “because I can’t get in, and the door is locked. bad luck you called on Female-Joker-911-Operator-April-Fools!!”
1:53 “tape me to the inside of the walls?” how much tape does this girl have???
2:38 WHY WOULDN’T YOU GRAB A BLUNT OBJECT AS A WEAPON FIRST, JILL?!?!
2:49 “‘don’t make the your closet doors out of concrete,’ they said, ‘you’ll live to regret this day,’ they said.”
2:55 fell for the ol’ foot infront of the door trick
3:01 “If I could talk I’d say, ‘some asshole sewn my lips shut and drew on my face with eyeliner’.”
3:07 “Occupado”
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Lesson: Don’t let the custom-made closet door salesman up-sell you on the concrete.
Scaredy Bird 