Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

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Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Santa Claus is a Vampire

Description: Happily married couple Sharon and Cody are returning home with this year’s Christmas tree when an unexpected encounter with Vampire Santa Claus leaves Sharon sole defender of her home where no one is safe, not her son, the babysitter Holly or even herself. Can she stop Santa from coming down that chimney? Traditional vampire rules apply…

DIRECTED BY JOHN FITZPATRICK
WRITTEN BY JESSICA CHANDLER

STARRING
Hannah Marshall (Shortland Street, hit Australian TV series Packed to the Rafters)
Ryan Dillon (Littlerock, Puppet Master X, Scary Endings’ We Always Come Back)
Casey Kooyman (Lake Los Angeles, Scary Endings’ The Babysitter and the Boogeyman)
Charlotte Chimes (Catching Milat, Schapelle)
Miles Chandler (Scary Endings’ Bounce House of Horror!, Welcome to the Circus)

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Music by Aaron Goldstein
Christmas Carol vocals by Chris Salvatore
Make-up Effects by Erika Cho
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler

Scary Endings Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

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SB Thoughts:

:32 “I hope you die, Brett.”

:34 “oh look, my wish came true. It’s a Christmas miracle”

:41 honestly, what is that?

:55 hold on to your flurry, girl.

1:18 smart move, we don’t want any mixed signals.

1:34 “YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER, TODD. YOU’RE A CHILD.”

1:40 garlic bread, garlic bread everywhere

1:59 Tonya, this is your time to take charge. you start a fire with that garlic bread if you want to.

2:19 “great. now I have to find a new babysitter”

2:33 Todd doesn’t give no fucks.

2:44 wait a second. vampires can’t come in unless they’re welcomed in. don’t fuck with the lore like that Santa.

2:57 killin’ two Santas with one stone.

3:15 Todd, you are literally the worst child.

3:33 I guess, that was a loophole since you don’t have to be invited into your own home.

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Lesson: Apparently being a full-time vampire doesn’t come with dental insurance.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩