Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

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SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

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Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

Who’s There?

Description: This is a final project i created for my film class. I wanted to go for a creepy horror vibe and try cause some sort of fearful reactions. Thank you to my actors Jack Bonko and Kali Klimek! Enjoy!

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SB Thoughts:

:12 I haven’t done enough drugs for this

:30 it’s stone o’ clock

1:36 creepin’ peeper

1:41 YOU MADE HER DROP ALL THE POPSICLES, ASSHOLE

1:56 it’s daytime?

2:19 “also, I’m a liar and a ghost”

2:31 HE’S NOT EVEN HOLDING A PHONE

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Lesson: Those popsicles are probably all broken now.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Hallway

Description: A school project I did together with my classmates. No budget, shooting in three days, editing in one week. I’m really happy how it came out and everyone did such a great job!

Keep subtitles on for English translations!

OAMK:
http://oamk.fi/

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SB Thoughts:

:43 ha ha sucks to suck

:55 “I’m the heavy breathing phone burglar”

1:34 did no one mention the endless hallway at work? HOW UNLUCKY

1:56 scratch that, luck is on your side

2:24 

2:42 

2:52 the ol’ ghost call yourself trick

3:02 but actually tho, do it

3:06 slennndderrrmannnn 

3:13 “and then I said, ‘could your boots BE any louder??'”

3:21 tate? 

 

3:52 OKAY, BYE

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Lesson: Not bad for a school project.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Mom?

Description: When Hayley gets home from school one day she finds that everything is not what it seems.

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SB Thoughts:

:44 uh HELLO MOST BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE PAINTING

1:36 “UGH I hate my mom, who that definitely is, and not some demon or something yet to be disclosed”

1:50 so they took this idea from someone else, sorry. I already reviewed that short.

2:01 “..also, funny story, I’m not your mom, and I’m a demon.”

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Lesson: When you steal an entire plot line from another horror short you get zero stars.

Here is where this was originally portrayed: https://youtu.be/OxRIWBoluzs

And my review:

https://scaredybird.wordpress.com/2017/07/05/i-heard-it-too/

I gave them stars.

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Rating: 0 out of 5 stars

Cellphone PSA

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“Cell Phone PSA”

Crew:
Director: Jose Ho-Guanipa
1st Assistant Director: Harry Katz
Producer: Christopher Roper
Co-producer: Zach McGinnes
Key Production Assistant: Dan Elderman
Production Assistant: Ryan Albertsn, Mike Krudsen, Liz Part, Eric Bellows

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

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SB Thoughts:

:30 ha um

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Lesson: In a 2012 study cell-phone use was statistically linked to the significant incidence of malignant brain tumors.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars [because BUZZKILL] ✩✩

Vandals

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Vandals

Crew:
Director, Writer: Shane Leary

Cast:
Tammy Bradford
Thomas Bradford
Chris Adams
Lewis Griffin

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

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SB Thoughts:

:12 simmer down, Avril Lavignes

:22 “aw man, the globe…I didn’t mean to break the globe.”

:50 the last thing you’d want to do at that point is drop the bat?

1:06 so…is that man a vacuum??

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Lesson:  Sucky sucky $5.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Quiet

Description: Our latest short is now online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2izRu…

When a young, deaf schoolgirl is bullied and left to take the long walk home alone, she realises that she’s being followed and a frantic game of cat and mouse begins. growing ever more sinister as it becomes clear that she may never make it home again.

This is based on a true story, about an incident involving a school girl who was stalked as she walked home alone after a day out with friends.

‘The Quiet’ is the third part of The Vulnerable Female’ horror trilogy, which also features:

Shrove Tuesday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wetOh2…

and

“3:00 AM”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uma_1t…

Produced by I’m With Them

http://www.imwiththemproductions.com/

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SB Thoughts:

1:10 are kids really this fucking mean? punch em all in their stupid faces

3:50 this is fine. i’m sure murderers don’t listen to this sweet of jams

3:51 point made.

5:23 spooked.

5:52 mud all over your new tights. i’ll never get this out.

6:13 same.

6:45 aw come on, dummy, this one was your own fault.

7:32 oh balls

8:31 probably best to NOT go in THERE, but sure. go right ahead – don’t let me stop you.

9:12 take a little nappy poo

9:44 dreamin about cutting doll hair, JUST NORMAL GIRL STUFF

10:04 let’s take a second and appreciate that perfect puff ball flower

10:40 #yesallmen

11:30 your knees, but your so, and you kneeled in the mud again.

11:56 noooooooo!

12:27 run and jump and run and jump and run and jump

12:58 “I hope this isn’t a witch’s house.”

13:31 aw, mud – everywhere

13:56 fuckin balls

14:57 KO’d

15:25 WHAAAAAAAt?

16:58 aw, man.

18:34 why’d you gotta go in do that??

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Lesson: All men, 99% of the time. This is the 1%.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩