WAV

Description: WAV – Waveform Audio File Format (WAVE, or more commonly known as WAV due to its filename extension)

Tom, a sound mixer, discovers strange noises in the audio tracks while mixing the film. Is it real or it is in his head?

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SB Thoughts:

:03 maybe this shot is just the whole 5 minutes

1:30 this guy is tryin to kill his eardrums

1:47 “..hey little girl, do you want to hear..a se-car-et? because I KNOW ONE..”

2:52 “that’s just the ancient curse I audibly passed from me unto you –kbye”

3:47 those chairs just don’t fit there.

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Lesson: He got WAVin’ WAV’d.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

 

 

The Cop Cam

Description: A police officer follows up on a disturbance call and discovers a horrifying secret.

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SB Thoughts:

:34 that gun hand gave me a spook

1:03 this is the part of playing Silent Hill where I hand the controller over to someone braver

1:23 Deborah Logan?? is that you? you’re in the wrong movie, go home.

1:38 ugh

1:44 it’s like Deborah Logan and Samara from the Ring had a baby

1:46

1:53 he fell down and go boom

1:57 [[ugh, but it’s supposed to be over now because the copper fell down. don’t be scary anymore.]]

“this is major police officer, there’s too many spooks here. I repeat: TOO MANY SPOOKS, over”

2:06 dooon’t

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Lesson: “And then she said, ‘Police brutality’? I thought you said ‘BRUTALITY OF POLICE’!!”

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Leave Us Alone

Description: This horror movie short was a 2013 Screamfest Official Selection.

Sam, a young single mother inherits a profitable piece of farmland from a grandfather she never knew. On the grandfather’s deathbed, he tells Sam about a ship that crash-landed on the farm, and the deal that he made to not disturb the travelers when they return. Covering up the disappearance of three missing geologists, Sam is prepared to do anything to protect her son as well as the farm’s dark secret.
Directed By:
Nicholas Treeshin
Produced By:
Hayden Baptiste, Rodney Davidson & Riley Walsh
Written By:
Nicholas Treeshin
Main Cast:
Leah Gibson & Phil Granger

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SB Thoughts:

:09 she does NOT look happy

:19 the little boy from the omen grew up poorly

1:05 “mind if I bother you while you’re clearly thinking to yourself about something terrible?”

2:04 “are you being a bad mom right now?”

3:50 “…I need you to complete the ritual so the demon spawn can terrorize the earth and almighty Baphomet can rise again”

4:07 

4:54 this is the box I keep all their big ol’ floppy probing dildos in. keep them safe. ✍

5:11 normal response to orb flight

5:25 the cock ring has spoken.

6:49 “I’m not your buddy, friend”

6:56 ♫ transformers: robots in disguise ♫

7:11 sucked em’ up like a noodle

8:43 Pepperidge Farm remembers, old man

9:55 now all you got is alien replacement son

10:52 “okay, lady, we pooped your real son back out of our goop. byyee”

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Lesson: Aliens are dicks.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩