The Screen

Description: Something is up with the TV screen…
The Ring / Rings / Asian horror movie inspired short film.
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SB Thoughts:

:17 that should be whiskey

:53 was this guy not just watching himself on tv –even before??

1:03 now he is again, its just the present haha

1:45 ring girl

2:06 she’s just like “ya, it’s me. WHAT OF IT??”

2:27 BOOOOTTY-BOOTYBOOTY!!!!

2:44 DUDE where the fuck do you live that that’s the electrical plug???

3:05 “NOW – we kiss.” – Samara

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Lesson: “And that’s how babies are made.” – Abstinence Only Sex Educators

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

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SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

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Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Hoot

Description: A man and his taxidermy’d owl: a love story.

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SB Thoughts:

:10 i love that he’s wearing a sleeping cap

:23 couldn’t be anymore pleased.

:47 “REVENGE IS IMMINENT, JERRY.” – this looming owl

1:04 owl don’t need two eyes; he got a spare.

1:09 why puke?

1:22 as he rolls over to his owl wife and explains what a bad dream he had, then they have sex.

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Lesson: 

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Night Puppets

Description: First pilot of Night puppets a strange story…
Night Puppets – Written and directed by Sylvain PELISSIER
Casting: Charlotte Ferrato / Stephane MULLER
Chef op : Sylvain PELISSIER
Cameraman: Sylvain PELISSIER
Decorator : Céline QUERCI
Sound Engineer: Michel JACOB
Editor / Color Timer: Sylvain PELISSIER
Make up: Sandrine PELISSIER
Régisseur: Rosette PELISSIER
Traduction: Pascale PIFFERI
Original Music: Sylvain PELISSIER
First pilot Night Puppets is a french film
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SB Thoughts:

:45 they basically just said nothing

1:48 better on her than on who???

1:59 AND THEN–THE NIGHT PUPPETS ATTACKED!!!!

2:36 the night puppets are gonna fuck you to death. ITS GONNA BE AWESOME

3:09 I can hardly contain my excitement

3:43 the ol’ roll the ball trick

4:01 hahaha in english it sounds like she said “shut the fuck” but I know that it was in french

4:10 hahaha lady, JUST LEAVE. you and I both just saw those little legs try to walk..there isn’t a chance in hell they’d catch up with you if you walked at a normal human pace.

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Lesson: This was just natural selection as far as I’m concerned.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

My Nightmare

Description: My Nightmare Short Horror Film (2017). 2 actors, 1 director, a camera, an RV, and a wireless mic… Let’s make a scary film.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Starring:
Marine Madesclaire (Chrissy)
Greer Bishop (Jess)

Music:
Steve Goldshein (Initiative Audio)

Shot with Canon 5d Mark IV.

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SB Thoughts:

:14 they’re obviously making meth

:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.

:52 “like, totally, dude.”

1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”

1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again

2:38 spooks

2:44 it’s just us demons here

3:14

3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.

3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”

4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?

4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.

4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”

4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓

5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”

5:38

6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.

6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?

6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening

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Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Working with Damian

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Crew:
Director, Writer, Film Editing, Colorist: Tim Earnheart
Producer: Matt Fleming, Tim Earnheart, Nadine Nagamatsu, Benjamin J. Strickland
Co-producer: Ayuba Audu, Adam Ronzon, H.M. Gandy
Cinematography: Matt Fleming
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Special Thanks: Chris Comte, Kate Hogan

Cast:
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Mary: Nadine Nagamatsu
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SB Thoughts:

:13 are they about to have sex?

:22 that’s just some V8

:42 the spawn of Satan WOULD make a great capitalist

1:16 he’s probably texting his lawyer about the health discrimination.

1:17 why would he use that spelling of “come” to text his dad? that’s uncomfortable.

1:42 I wonder how he takes his latte

2:42 corporate America.

3:18 ..sometimes you gotta steal office supplies..

4:21 accurate.

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Lesson: Was this even a horror short?

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I Know You’re Awake

Description: Rachel’s dreams are a little bit scary, and now they are all too real.

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SB Thoughts:

:24 so her room just has TWO closets?? THAT’S ONE TOO MANY.

:31 are her parents pterodactyls??

:53 personally I figured one of her TWO CLOSETS would have opened up

:57 “I’m the hot guy you ordered for sex”

1:33 I’m a bottom too

2:10 if hot guys crawling under your bed are a nightmare, your life has been smooth sailin, sister.

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Lesson: Lemme get that nightmare.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

325 Sycamore Lane

Description: A short horror film based on the vanishing hitchhiker urban legend.
Starring Jeff DuJardin, Emmy Newman and Juliette James.

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SB Thoughts:

:17 babe

:22 stop thinking about how much of a babe you are, Jeff, you almost hit some pajama’d lady

:47 “is this about to be sex now?” – jeff thoughts

1:06 why you gotta talk so weird tho?

1:16 “pffhaha HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF MAPQUEST??”

1:27 “I’m like totally dead”

1:42 incest

1:51 “ya, that’d because my body is dead, anyway –back to my hot brother”

2:05 “..so are you married to your brother, or..?”

2:21 “I’m remarkably British now, and fuck off, you bloody wanker”

2:48 “get it?..cuz I’m like totally 10 years dead”

3:16 confused and handsome for the camera

3:18 and dead to a trucker

3:31 WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

3:36 hey, you married son of a bitch, pay attention to the road for once, maybe.

3:44 “just calling to let you know I’m like totally dead, and have been this whole time. have a nice life with your wife you don’t love.”

3:56 THAT ASHTON’S AT IT AGAIN!!

4:06 I guessed her exact death age. fucking professional.

4:36 PLOT TWIST

4:41 thems those, “I’m going to kill you and then have sex with your body” eyes

4:46 HE’S CONSIDERING IT THO

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Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Becky

Description: Steven invites Becky over for dinner on a first date after meeting her online. The events that occur are more than they bargained for.

Think Tinder…Gone Wrong!

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SB Thoughts:

:07 

:30 ugh, the lack of sci fi knowledge hurts the brain

:45 so she’s for sure a succubus, right?

1:20 because sauce is SO hard to make?

1:28 “do you want some more wine to go with those drugs?”

2:11 “call be Beccubus”

2:28 “ya, fuck shirts, ya!”

2:34 injections on the first date, scandalous!!

3:23 i meaaaannnn…

3:50 just what the world needs, more sexualization of murder

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Lesson: Just in case you needed a reminder Tinder is still a bad idea.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

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SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

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Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩