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The Screen

Description: Something is up with the TV screen…
The Ring / Rings / Asian horror movie inspired short film.
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SB Thoughts:

:17 that should be whiskey

:53 was this guy not just watching himself on tv –even before??

1:03 now he is again, its just the present haha

1:45 ring girl

2:06 she’s just like “ya, it’s me. WHAT OF IT??”

2:27 BOOOOTTY-BOOTYBOOTY!!!!

2:44 DUDE where the fuck do you live that that’s the electrical plug???

3:05 “NOW – we kiss.” – Samara

Lesson: “And that’s how babies are made.” – Abstinence Only Sex Educators

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Hoot

Description: A man and his taxidermy’d owl: a love story.

SB Thoughts:

:10 i love that he’s wearing a sleeping cap

:23 couldn’t be anymore pleased.

:47 “REVENGE IS IMMINENT, JERRY.” – this looming owl

1:04 owl don’t need two eyes; he got a spare.

1:09 why puke?

1:22 as he rolls over to his owl wife and explains what a bad dream he had, then they have sex.

Lesson: theowls.jpg

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Night Puppets

Description: First pilot of Night puppets a strange story…
Night Puppets – Written and directed by Sylvain PELISSIER
Casting: Charlotte Ferrato / Stephane MULLER
Chef op : Sylvain PELISSIER
Cameraman: Sylvain PELISSIER
Decorator : Céline QUERCI
Sound Engineer: Michel JACOB
Editor / Color Timer: Sylvain PELISSIER
Make up: Sandrine PELISSIER
Régisseur: Rosette PELISSIER
Traduction: Pascale PIFFERI
Original Music: Sylvain PELISSIER
First pilot Night Puppets is a french film
Production FILMAGINAIRES
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SB Thoughts:

:45 they basically just said nothing

1:48 better on her than on who???

1:59 AND THEN–THE NIGHT PUPPETS ATTACKED!!!!

2:36 the night puppets are gonna fuck you to death. ITS GONNA BE AWESOME

3:09 I can hardly contain my excitement

3:43 the ol’ roll the ball trick

4:01 hahaha in english it sounds like she said “shut the fuck” but I know that it was in french

4:10 hahaha lady, JUST LEAVE. you and I both just saw those little legs try to walk..there isn’t a chance in hell they’d catch up with you if you walked at a normal human pace.

Lesson: This was just natural selection as far as I’m concerned.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

My Nightmare

Description: My Nightmare Short Horror Film (2017). 2 actors, 1 director, a camera, an RV, and a wireless mic… Let’s make a scary film.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Starring:
Marine Madesclaire (Chrissy)
Greer Bishop (Jess)

Music:
Steve Goldshein (Initiative Audio)

Shot with Canon 5d Mark IV.

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SB Thoughts:

:14 they’re obviously making meth

:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.

:52 “like, totally, dude.”

1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”

1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again

2:38 spooks

2:44 it’s just us demons here

3:14

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3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.

3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”

4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?

4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.

4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”

4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓

5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”

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6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.

6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?

6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening

Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Working with Damian

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“Working with Damian”

Crew:
Director, Writer, Film Editing, Colorist: Tim Earnheart
Producer: Matt Fleming, Tim Earnheart, Nadine Nagamatsu, Benjamin J. Strickland
Co-producer: Ayuba Audu, Adam Ronzon, H.M. Gandy
Cinematography: Matt Fleming
Joseph Goods: Sound Mixer
Special Thanks: Chris Comte, Kate Hogan

Cast:
Damian: Anthony Gasbarri
Mary: Nadine Nagamatsu
HR Director: Kevin T. Williams
Coworker: S. Joe Downing
Damian’s Office Mate: Reeve Bareceloux
Elevator Dude: Loren Walton
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SB Thoughts:

:13 are they about to have sex?

:22 that’s just some V8

:42 the spawn of Satan WOULD make a great capitalist

1:16 he’s probably texting his lawyer about the health discrimination.

1:17 why would he use that spelling of “come” to text his dad? that’s uncomfortable.

1:42 I wonder how he takes his latte

2:42 corporate America.

3:18 ..sometimes you gotta steal office supplies..

4:21 accurate.

Lesson: Was this even a horror short?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I Know You’re Awake

Description: Rachel’s dreams are a little bit scary, and now they are all too real.

SB Thoughts:

:24 so her room just has TWO closets?? THAT’S ONE TOO MANY.

:31 are her parents pterodactyls??

:53 personally I figured one of her TWO CLOSETS would have opened up

:57 “I’m the hot guy you ordered for sex”

1:33 I’m a bottom too

2:10 if hot guys crawling under your bed are a nightmare, your life has been smooth sailin, sister.

Lesson: Lemme get that nightmare.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩