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Devil Witch

Description: Short horror film Devil witch.
This movie about the witch. She lived in 1970 in the city of Moscow.
It is based on real events.

SB Thoughts:

:15 wake up, lady. you’re ina movie. LOOK ALIVE LOOK ALIVE.

:24 tricked me, that’s not a lady that’s just a trickster.

:32 hahahah got me and that guy.

:54 that text just says “a man wearing an old lady mask is watching you from you TV”

1:03 do you want ants? this is how we get ants.

1:18 hahaha everyone in this movie is asleep. and what is that behind him? a statue of half a body?

1:20 oooo spooked

1:33 ya, you got it right, sleepy Tom. there WAS the presence of half a person right there just a second ago.

1:44 who dat?

2:03 this guy doesn’t know how to function through life in any capacity

2:10 HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!

2:25 hahahah ok

2:45 ..so..are you just like still asleep from the first time?

3:14 hahahah YEAH. they’re totally STILL under the sheet, Tommyboy.

3:29 spooked

Lesson: GOT ‘EM

GOTEM

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Peek A Boo

Description: Claire gets an unexpected text message from a stranger.

SB Thoughts:

:15 haha this song

:58 oh, so it’s jigsaw

2:02 probably also lock it??

2:14 time to call the police

3:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

4:00 SICK POOL COURTYARD. where does she live?!?

4:24 SO THEY SOMEHOW GOT A PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING THIS PICTURE??? lmao oh okay.

4:49 “911, it’s my birthday”

5:19 PROBABLY DON’T DO THAT

6:10 this is where you frantically find anything that can be used as a weapon

6:42 of course it’s dolls

6:56 “WHO SAID YOU COULD PUT THIS RAG TIME ON? MY COMPUTER – MY MUSIC.”

7:27 dude. you’re real bad at doors.

7:34 hahaha I’m sorry, have you ever door’d before? doors are hard.

7:54 “I don’t have time for your shit right now, doll”

8:24 switching out the light bulbs. that’s commitment to a scare

8:29 “no more cheetahs, fuck cheetahs”

8:53 when in doubt…just lay down and cry

8:58 actual fucking demon

9:31 interesting choice of route?

10:12 “that was just rude”

10:25 oh so NOW you leave the apartment

10:54 RAG TIME AGAIN??

10:56 that movement was a bit too seductive for the moment

Lesson: This all could have been avoided by locking your doors.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Sleepy Eyes

Description: Don’t forget to turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:25 WHO PUTS A WIND CHIME THERE??

1:17 “‘don’t put the wind chime on your door,’ they said. ‘it will serve no use there,’ they said.”

1:46 “I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, WIND CHIME” – door opening ghost

2:32 mystical chime sounding sheet ghost

2:52 “this isn’t your sheet…this is my sheet”

3:04 five bucks says it’s an enormous wind chime

3:49 “gimme my wind chime back, you Under-the-Bed-Hiding-Bastard.”

4:12 “jokes on you, I wasn’t even under there.”

Lesson: Knock my wind chime down once: jokes on you. Steal my wind chime twice: jokes on me.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Observer

Description: Observer is a story of an enigmatic rocking chair that was given to Zara by Walter Kraus, a war veteran who once operated an antique shop. The rocking chair was originally owned by a mystical lady nicknamed the humming widow who vanished in 1901.

Writer and Director : Azron Shai
Lead Actress : Marcella Raya
Ghost Actor : Jesus Curioso
Sound Effects : Shy Beats
Costume Design : Make Believe
Music : Theremin Harmony

SB Thoughts:

:09 Vornado:  short for Very Tornado

:20 that tiny sharpie sounds like someone brushing their teeth and doesn’t even match up with the motion she’s making AT ALL.

:31 “I feel like that chair is looking at my butt”

1:50 “no one will hear me walking around the house in these flippers”

2:06 the ol’ sheet pull trick

2:08 “ALRIGHT, who’s the wise guy that made me all nakey?”

2:17 “I decided to be a chair out here instead”

3:04 “she’ll never see me under this sheet”

3:42 :flippers ominously:

Lesson: If you wanna really be sneaky, invest in some flippers.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Attic Panic

Description: A short horror film in a new part of our house – the attic!
Behind the scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn4g1…

SB Thoughts:

:41 oh no, it’s swaying.

1:27 “hello, woman who continuously walks into ponysmasher nightmares. And welcome to: ‘The Worst Thing.'”

2:42 “oh no, OH – FUCK, NO.”

Lesson: Never disrobe a spook.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩