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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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The Prints

Description: Intro music by FesliyanStudios:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB3lG…

All sound effects found on freesound.org

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SB Thoughts:

:25 dudes weird

:53 a ghost just saved water by showering with you. be grateful.

1:50 “NOW I’M UP HERE DOING PRINTS” – this wet ass ghost

2:06 someone unplug this ghost and plug them back in -cuz, they glitchy- asfuck.

Lesson: Ghost hands retain water exceptionally well. Human hands would never be able to sustain such perfectly wet prints repeatedly like that.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

When I Am Alone

Description: “Your Inner Fear takes you”
This short film is about the fear in you and how it creates illusions
Cast: Arcot Nirmal, Nanna raju
Produced by: Mallikarjun

Oscar Dreams. pictures
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ICONS media production

SB Thoughts:

:18 getta loada this drone

1:33 fun fact: that stuffed animal is aCtUaLlY the spawn of the Grinch fucking a cat and someone killing it to be taxidermy’d.

1:55 why

2:15 …so..a little overkill for just the title entrance..dontcha think

2:34 so, he’s gay

3:29 dude, it’s time to get your apartment exterminated of spooks

4:05 that’s right, don’t let that teddy bear intimidate you

4:33 those cacti are cute

5:11 ..I don’t even..what?

6:35 you forgot to pick up the apple, that’s just gross…your life wasn’t a dream, yadda yadda.

6:40 learn how to stairs

6:55 you’re arm food

Lesson: If you have this many problems being alone, you should probably seek professional help.

TDDR [too depressing didn’t read]: This guy’s life sucked and then he died.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I’m Home

Description: EDIT: Not sure why this is randomly getting so many views, this was a quick side project we did based off a little cool idea we had. Check out some of the other films on my channel for some of my more major works.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Adam Present and Matt San Miguel
Starring Julia Robinson, with Lucas San Miguel
Cinematography, Editing, and Sound Mixing and Editing by Matt San Miguel and Adam Present
Visual Effects by Sam Lowenburg

SB Thoughts:

1:08 “thanks for setting a place for me. ” – plate moving spook

1:18 “right back atcha” – also a plate moving spook

2:05 TV; it’ll rotcha brains

2:32 spooks gotta shower too

3:00 gonna make a wild guess it’s not Jack

3:14 power outage? the lasagna is DOOMED.

3:39 creepy woman’s voice, never good.

4:02 jack’s a dick.

Lesson: Jolly Green Giant had a hipster son.

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green-giant

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

My Nightmare

Description: My Nightmare Short Horror Film (2017). 2 actors, 1 director, a camera, an RV, and a wireless mic… Let’s make a scary film.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Starring:
Marine Madesclaire (Chrissy)
Greer Bishop (Jess)

Music:
Steve Goldshein (Initiative Audio)

Shot with Canon 5d Mark IV.

If you have short scary stories that you want made into short movies, send me a personal TRUE story of yours. Please SEND IT TO ME THROUGH EMAIL. Make sure stories are short and legible. Thanks.

SB Thoughts:

:14 they’re obviously making meth

:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.

:52 “like, totally, dude.”

1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”

1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again

2:38 spooks

2:44 it’s just us demons here

3:14

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3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.

3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”

4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?

4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.

4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”

4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓

5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”

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6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.

6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?

6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening

Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Petaka

Description: A short film short (horror movie) by Faris Deni and Bagus Bigwanto, “PETAKA”. It tells of a young office worker who has an attitude of opposition and always excludes what most people fear, one of them is a ghost. For a while from work, he was exhausted from work in the office and distracted by his friends who were frightened by the ghosts in the office. He was annoyed because of the circumstances, then he poured it on his Facebook account. And something odd happens not long.

Visit:
http://www.hog-pictures.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hogpictures
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/hogpictures
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hogpictures

SB Thoughts:

:20 SO METAL

:51 so glad that wasn’t translated for me, so I don’t know what’s going on

rough translation seems to be: I do not believe in ghosts!! Where is the challenge!!!

1:55 don’t look now, there’s a hairy graduate tryin to shower with you

2:26 your blanket game is weak, sir

2:32 make the hallway stop screaming at me

2:33 someone restart the hallway, it’s glitching like real bad

2:53 turns out it was super contagious

2:57 “stop choking yourself, stop choking yourself” – this ghost

3:48 sooo..was this supposed to be a face?? or..confused.png

Lesson: “MAKE A STATUS ABOUT ME ONE MORE TIME!” – this ghost

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

AM I BEAUTIFUL?

Description: She’ll ask you a question, answer correctly and she’ll spare your life but at a cost…

May (Sarah Scott) and Zach (Abraham Martinez) are moving into their new home unbeknownst to the evil spirit haunting their bathroom mirror – the Slit-Mouthed Woman (Belinda Gosbee).

Based on the Japanese Urban Legend of Kuchisake-onna – The Slit-Mouthed Woman

Shot entirely with an iPhone 7

Starring:
Sarah Scott
Belinda Gosbee
Abraham Martinez
Candice Fox

Written & Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Original Music by Aaron Goldstein
Make-up by Rachel Kooyman
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler & DJ Summitt

Watch More Scary Endings:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.3 “The Water Rises” https://youtu.be/jD35T1J5LLE
2.2 “Santa Clause Is a Vampire” https://youtu.be/vGhzmd69mP4
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY

SB Thoughts:

:09 :swipes left:

:36 seriously, Tina

:42 this is where you run out and never come back

1:00 “..that only made it worse”

1:10 hahahah so she just gives no fucks? like apparitions are a normal thing for her??

1:14 she kind of had that coming

1:34 “ya, Courtney, ya you fucking are.”

2:01 break up with him

2:06 oh that explains it, he peaked in high school

2:20 that shower curtain is rad.

3:04 Courtney, that was actually really sweet

3:24 she must be a social worker

4:17 that’s a pretty shit way to respond to a compliment, nurse lady

4:40 in an alternate reality she left him and lived a happy life

4:48 good riddance, douche-lord

Lesson: https://youtu.be/RJ8W522jPyk

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩