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Speechless

Description: http://www.speechlessmovie.com/

A boy tries to find out if someone is really outside of his bedroom door.

Starring Ryan Craig, Shani Salyers Stiles and Scott Allen Tucker

Story by Dan Dark
Directed by Dustin Demoret
Produced by Dan Dark and Lauren Harper Dumoulin

Filmed by Bayonet Media

(c) 2017 Dan Dark

SB Thoughts:

:24 ALRIGHT, who gave the alien from signs a flashlight and some roller skates?

1:07 also maybe a whistle and a bird?

2:09 hopefully this alien knows english and also has a writing utensil on their person

2:15 there we go, Bobby my boy. sharing is caring.

2:50 well, they asked nicely?

4:04 “not my skin…I need that stuff”

4:26 “I’m your mom; I brought that skin into this world and I’m here to take it back.”

4:45 mean mom is mean.

5:12 aw shit, Bobby. hold onto your skin cuz it about to get ripped.

5:20 rude. that colored pencil didn’t even belong to you.

5:27 why is the signs alien covered in seaweed and surrounded by birds?

5:41 this whole time it was the work of just one ugly [but literate] gorilla.

Lesson: Gorillas want to eat your skin, and your mom doesn’t even care.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Rattler

Description: “Have you ever heard the story about The Rattler?”

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The Rattler (2015)
Starring:
Ana Valverde

Written, Directed, Edited by:
Deric Nunez

Executive Producer:
Erika Nunez

Director of Photography:
Michael Papilla

Music:
http://www.purple-planet.com/

Copyright © 2015 Cowmaster Studios

SB Thoughts:

:59 girl power

1:41 fuckin mattson

2:02 genuinely unique idea

2:32 and make me…what?? the anticipation is killing me.

2:42 oo a tall man

2:47 “don’t look at me, I’m just a mannequin.”

3:14 “okay, m’am we’ve got a lot of marshmallows in our mouth right now, but we’ll transfer you…maybe some other time…”

3:23 “…shake shake shake…she hung up on me! shake it like a Polaroid picture”

3:47 “man, I should have installed my doorknob the real way”

3:59 “now it’ll never door knob right”

4:20 the only things scary about this is that gross mustache and cheap vampire fang press ons

Lesson: Go out every night, so nobody with a gross ‘stache eats your skin.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩