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Inside

Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…

Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.

Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker

Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton

Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances

Gore FX
Mark Horner

Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker

Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)

SB Thoughts:

:20 babe

1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?

2:20 aw, you’re so British.

2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead

2:56 all of those water bottles are poison

3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.

4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.

4:48 the record playing banshee has you now

4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*

5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.

5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.

“no. this is still mine”

5:43 you done for, sweetheart.

5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*

5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.

6:13 I respect that.

Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Night School

Description: Night School – Short horror film

A young student gets bored of his class. He suddenly goes to sleep. When he wakes up he finds himself all alone. He decides to take his things and get out of there, but a few things aren’t quite right. It seems that maybe he is not alone as he thought.

We do not own the rights of the following songs:
– Disasterpeace – Title (It follows)
– Disasterpeace – Heels (it follows)
– Disasterpeace – Anyone (it follows)

SB Thoughts:

:20 judged as a douchebag

:29 I like the blink darkness effect

1:10 no instructor is gonna be like “guess douchebag fell asleep in my class, i’ll just leave him there till he wakes up”

1:24 sucks to suck

1:55 you havin a spooky nightmare, doucheypoo

2:05 “oh, us? you want to be outside…us?” – these doors

2:19 “NAH.” – also these doors

2:40 dude, I feel like I am being sucked up into an audio file of doom. stop.

2:44 is a push door this whole time. silly, douche.

2:55-3:10headnod.gif

3:39 hahahaha whatever would have crossed behind the doors and infront of us — that fast — would have ran directly into that wall and probably knocked itself out. the ability to even pick up that kind of speed in a space as small as a stairwell is hilarious to think about. it must have been the ghost of the Flash.

5:11 now it’s red time

5:19 “wake up, douchebag. class ended.”  – that kind guy.

5:33 “allow me to hold open these doors that hate you.” – also that kind guy.

6:03 THAT KIND GUY WAS DEAD THO.

6:20 and then he died of fright in the elevator.

Lesson: Ghosts are actually just really nice dudes.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩