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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Erebus

Description: Logline:

Erebus Horror short film by Kino Fukuda (onikafukud@gmail.com)

Logline: Thrilling and horrific short film, based on a concept about how our physical and psychological perception of the space around us can change when we are alone and in the dark.

Production: MDX Studio,
Middlesex University in Dubai.

All rights reserved.

SB Thoughts:

:48 maybe Erebus is that educated skeleton

1:04 “PEOPLESES?!?! SMEAGOL LOVES PEOPLESES!!

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1:14 YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS, JEREMY.

1:24 and it was just the wind

1:30 he’s got curtains by his front door because Jeremy is the kind of guy who says, “The world is stage.”

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1:42 shouldn’t have let the skeleton get an education. the next thing you know: world domination.

1:50 HOLY FUCK, ZEKE THE PLUMBER HAD A -TERRIFYING- SON

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2:08 Jeremy, you don’t deserve to die. Grab the smart skeleton and va-moose.

2:19 YOU’RE JUST GONNA LEAVE HIM?!?! But what about all his dreams?!

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2:34 so..I’ve narrowed the mother down too…

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2:39 it seems to be crying, maybe it’s just lonely…it’s showed no signs of aggression

3:40 SOMEONE drank too much fruit punch

Lesson:

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Bounce House of Horror!

Description: Concerned moms Dawn and Jaime wonder why their children haven’t come out of a mysterious bounce house in the middle of the park; the mystery turns to horror when Dawn sends her husband Dave to investigate…

“Bounce House of Horror!” is the fifth episode in the “Scary Endings” monthly Short Horror Series. Subscribe for more horror shorts.

Starring Sarah Scott, Michael Alperin, Betsy Currie and Miles Chandler
Written by Jessica Chandler & John Fitzpatrick
Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zxi
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFsb
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:31 “whoops! we’re all bad moms today”

1:31 if you tell a son small enough be in a bouncy house “here comes the pain” you should probably hand your kid over to CPS..

1:40 bad dads don’t get legs.

1:56 hahaha WHATHAHAH

2:01 beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

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2:15 don’t you know you’re always supposed to run in a diagonal??

2:30 if you think that worm can’t nom your whole car, you a fool

2:58 “your brother is dead and all you can complain about is your car seat!”

Lesson: Fun Fact: I had my first kiss inside of a bouncy house.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Smother Mother

Description: After the mysterious and suspicious death of his overbearing mother, Greg (Damien Bodie) gets a visit from his brother Brad (Michael Osborne) and sister in law Havala (Kimberly Leemans). But when some mysterious messages start appearing on Mother’s old typewriter, it’s evident that mother might not be completely gone…

The 7th Scary Endings episode from the director of ‘Skypemare’. Subscribe for more horror shorts. Next release date: February 2016!

Starring Damien Bodie, Michael Osborne and Kimberly Leemans.

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:08 eek, startin out strong

:48 ha wow

:51 “here’s the thing, sonny boy”

1:07 hahahahahah fucking, right.

1:11 “ya it’s fucking me.”

1:15 lmao tell him

2:10 someone kill this guy, please.

2:26 ya, Greggors.

3:46 “Greg killed me, he’s the least favorite son.”

3:54 now it’s gotta be hammer time.

4:50 did she just turn the gas on?

4:55 one of these assholes is bound to light a cigarette in the house

5:24 no need.

Lesson: Your mom sucks. You got a bad mom.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩