Tag Archives: spanish

Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

Lesson: I’m right.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Selfie

Description: Cuidado ao tirar uma selfie sozinha em casa altas horas da noite. Pode não ser uma boa ideia e o que era pra ser diversão, pode se transformar no mais novo trailer de horror (short horror film).

Assinem o canal: https://goo.gl/pnGQRz
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Translation:

Beware of selfie at home late at night. It may not be a good idea and what was supposed to be fun could be the newest horror movie trailer.

Sign the channel: https://goo.gl/pnGQRz
Enjoy the page !: https: //www.facebook.com/canalsaladam ...

SB Thoughts:

:10 babe

:00 – 3:09 no idea what is being said

:56 it’s a ghoulie

1:24 dude no. this wasn’t just you seeing something. THAT WAS A DUDE. WHAT EXACTLY IS BEING NOT UNDERSTOOD HERE?!?

1:53 he’s like reverse KKK

2:30 rain jacket, with a bag over his face. ay dios mio.

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Lesson: “Beware of selfie at home late at night. It may not be a good idea and what was supposed to be fun could be the newest horror movie trailer.” LOL JK

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Smiling Man

Translated Description: If the video you liked to share it and I like it, it would help us a lot. Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/creepycortos Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/creepycortos . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ————————————————– ——————————————– “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Creepypasta” “Deep” “ghost” “ghost” “ghost” “ghost” “ghost” “ghost” “creepypasta” “ghost” “Comet” “comet” “comet” “smilig” “man” “the smiling man” Themes: “Clouds” Huma-Huma, YouTube Audio Library. “Bump in the Night” “Classic Horror 2” “Colorless Aura” “Controlled Chaos” “Distant Tension” “Hush” “Night of Chaos” “Quinns Song-First Night” “Right Behind You” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Http: //creativecommons.org/licenses/b … After Effects Template: Ink Drop Logo Footage Firm phone: 866-777-9354 x 1 Fax: 703-935-2250 1800 Alexander Bell Drive, Suite 102 Reston, VA 20191 http: //www.footage fi rm.com

SB Thoughts:

:24 you drooled all over yourself

:32 that’s the worst thing to wake up to

1:00 just take a bat to it, that’ll teach it.

2:06 dude’s just brushin’ up on his tap

2:25 this guy must be a hit at parties

2:41 don’t look now, he’s tappin’ your way, mijo

2:56 no good

3:10 normally when a man in black shows up I’m like, “oh thank god, Zoro is here.” but not this time. no siree.

3:23 not tryin to play the mirror game with you right now

4:06 this has a very babadook feel to it

4:17 nice touch

4:22 tip tap toein’

4:28 ooo I honestly can’t tell if that was digitally altered or if dudes smile is just that evil, but either way

4:32 LOOK AT THAT FORM

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4:45 ahahah his arm waving is progressively more aggressive

4:50 it’s like his hands are literally growing longer. brilliant.

5:34 ya your (unplugged) TV still only has the static channel

5:49 member.jpg

6:00 YOU’RE GOING TO SAVE SO MUCH ON YOUR EL POWER BILLO!!

Lesson: The Smiling Man is an Olympian.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Human Tacos

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Human Tacos

Director: Arak Bernal
Producer: Mike Ruiz

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SB Thoughts:

:00 oo, kinky

:02 nice buttcrack

:10 lemme get that bandanna tho

:17 way more grossed out by eating off the floor

:23 oh NOW you notice the half a corpse

:35 “shutup, tacos”

1:01 this guy gets straight to the point.

1:20 “…tastes like this guy I once knew”

1:28 hahahah a fucking toe.

Lesson: Shoulda gave the lady some ears.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Don’t Look at the Mirror

Description: Director: Priscilla Grijalva
Guión: Priscilla Grijalva
Edición: Priscilla Grijalva
Música y efectos de sonido: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Fotografía: Daniel López
Asistentes de producción: Aldo Guzmán, Maydali Santos
Special Makeup FX: Ernesto Grijalva Ibarra, Priscilla Grijalva
Detrás de escenas: Gabriel Acedo-Marquez
Reparto: Lucero Fernandez, Ana Pratt, Clara Peralta, Arnett Marcial

SB Thoughts:

:30 do you get the feeling they’re tired?

1:47 so..the spanish version of bloody mary?

3:02 you don’t even have a candle

3:44 that doesn’t fucking count haha

4:30 SHOULDA USED A REAL CANDLE

4:51 “ladies, I just tried that shit and it didn’t work”

5:02 she just opened a portal to the dark zone

6:10 that’s racist

7:13 “YES, WHO’S THERE?”

7:25 woof

Lesson: Don’t do that shit, dummy.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩