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A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
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SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

The Tree House

Description: A girl and her family moved into a new house and during a welcome party, the girl is told by her little brother about a tree house in the backyard. She happily decides to go explore it. When she gets inside however, she discovers that it is a much more sinister place than she had imagined. She soon finds out that it is also the home of something else… Something darker…

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SB Thoughts:

:20 so many Sams

:41 hahah but you’re so little

:57 SAID NO LITTLE KID EVER. That’s the first thing any little kid would notice.

1:09 spoken like a true 60 year old stuck in a 7 year old’s body

1:23 your jacket is a hoodie

2:03 this tree house is full of spooks

2:08 hahah that tweetie bird

2:17 people been getting drunk and lighting candles in this bitch

2:40 lmao

2:44 those finger painting bastards

3:05 SECOND FLOOR?!?! nice.jpg

3:10 “this knife means I’m in the killer”

3:27 way to go, dummy

3:45 she’s about to be so spooked

4:00 “I guess no one was there..better just ‘leave'”

4:27 hahah oh the suspense

4:39 good round number dead

Lesson: Some people are just born to kill.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

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1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Alone

Description: Nothing bad can happen if you stay home alone… right?

Nominated for “Best Short Film” in the 2017 iHorror Awards, Fear Awards and “Best Horror Short” in 2017 AM Egypt Film Festival.

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Alone (A Short Horror Film)

Directed by: Ryan Sheets

Starring
Olivia Koukol
Alex Oechsel

Assistant Director: Josh Garrett

Boom Op: Ben Carter & Alex Oechsel

Edited by: Ryan Sheets

Music by: Triune Sound & Charles Zimmerman

Breathing Woman Sound Effect by: Distorted Room

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SB Thoughts:

1:16 hey, be more scared or something?

1:30 WEAPONS!! does no one have a will to live?!?!

1:46 “nope, you can’t do door stuff. I said.” – the door

1:52 the circus came to you, how lucky (save the elephants)

1:58 you have one of those new record players that ruins records for only $20

2:22 hahahaha I wanna hear the story behind how that sound was chosen

2:40 bet you regret not going to that party now, huh, Brenda?

2:58 I think I would be so scared I would actually just run down with the adrenaline fervor of an Olympian and kill anything alive that crossed me

3:16 I can’t be the ONLY ONE who thought this shadow was a person..shadowghost.png

3:26 stop tryin’ to make bar stuff happen

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3:39 you got basement owls. call the exterminator.

3:49 hahahahahahaha what is that?!?! a steak mask?

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there are no discernible facial characteristics. I don’t..

I was so hopeful for this to be a 5 star until steak-face appeared.

Lesson: Almost every short horror film I’ve ever watched is one person, alone, being preyed upon. So no, description, actually — that’s shit advice.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Masochist

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Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker

Starring:
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer

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SB Thoughts:

:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD

:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.

:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie

1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote

1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”

1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling

2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible

2:33 nail baseball to the dick

2:49 who needs dads, I guess?

Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Wrong Number

Description: This short film written, shot, soundtrack composed, and edited in 48 hours for the 48 Hour Film Project in Nashville, TN.

A musician rushing to get to a gig stumbles upon a teleporting payphone.

This film won: Best Use Of Genre

Character – L.P. Brownstone
Prop – Towel
Line of Dialog – “What was I supposed to say?”
Genre – Fantasy

Starring

Sam Landers
Joey Berends
Grant Templeton
Jack Hooper
Evan Sapp
Brian Akers
Rae Sturm
Chris Thomason

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SB Thoughts:

:23 this dude is late for muddin’ in his truck

1:13 where’s this dude live that there’s a still functional payphone??

1:34 $5 says he just gets run over by that car and it ends after three minutes of his agonized dying

1:42 did that car just take him AND the payphone with it???

1:48 hahahah WHAT

1:55 dude’s too high to even know this is a weird thing

2:34 you can’t cry while eating a sandwich, that’s bad manners

2:53 so is it a pill sandwich? ah garage monoxide, duh, bird.

3:33 hahahaha “WELL, HEY” he says

Lesson: Don’t mysteriously appear by cokeheads or you’ll get a bullet through the head.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Who Killed Me

Description: WHO KILLED ME (Short Horror Film) . Once a boy is comes to his homes . Then he set down to a chair , reading newspaper . while reading he hears a mysterious sound twice . He goes to check that from where the sound was coming . He checked out , there was nothing . Then he gets back to his work . The mysterious sound comes from the top of his chairs , he turns back , and he sees a horrible face with a knife , the knife hits him and he is killed.

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SB Thoughts:

:15 this 10 year old reading the newspaper

1:38 itchy armpit?

1:47 there’s way worse adult actors

2:15 lmaoahahahaha LOCK AWAY YOUR SHARPIES, QUICK

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2:36 lights off, and suddenly — transported to the fuzzy realm

2:44 nice backwards foot effect. good luck walkin, buddy.

2:54 “we’re gonna need way more head turning footage –THIS STUFF’S TOO GOOD!!”

3:12 guess I was wrong. you got a little hobble goin on..

3:17 “hey, I’m tryin’ to be knife scary right behind you..could you like, maybe, pay attention?”

3:31 more breathing MORE BREATHING

3:33 “gonna stab you now. no hard feelings tho”NOHARDFEELINGS.png

3:44 who killed you? it was that kid…weren’t you there?…. like…. did we not -just- go over this?

Lesson: They gave it to me :02 “Say no to smoking “Say no to drugs” LOL JK

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩