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Devil Witch

Description: Short horror film Devil witch.
This movie about the witch. She lived in 1970 in the city of Moscow.
It is based on real events.

SB Thoughts:

:15 wake up, lady. you’re ina movie. LOOK ALIVE LOOK ALIVE.

:24 tricked me, that’s not a lady that’s just a trickster.

:32 hahahah got me and that guy.

:54 that text just says “a man wearing an old lady mask is watching you from you TV”

1:03 do you want ants? this is how we get ants.

1:18 hahaha everyone in this movie is asleep. and what is that behind him? a statue of half a body?

1:20 oooo spooked

1:33 ya, you got it right, sleepy Tom. there WAS the presence of half a person right there just a second ago.

1:44 who dat?

2:03 this guy doesn’t know how to function through life in any capacity

2:10 HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!

2:25 hahahah ok

2:45 ..so..are you just like still asleep from the first time?

3:14 hahahah YEAH. they’re totally STILL under the sheet, Tommyboy.

3:29 spooked

Lesson: GOT ‘EM

GOTEM

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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The Other Woman

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“The Other Woman”

Director, Screenwriter: Michael Horrigan

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SB Thoughts:

:02 havin’ a guest over for dinner

:03 you’re getting blood –ALL OVER– THE CUCUMBERS!! 😐

:13 cheating bastard

:23 “Sarah, WHO COVERED YOUR FACE IN STRAWBERRY JELLY!?!?!?”

:27 that’s –ONE WAY– TO HANDLE BEING CHEATED ON

Lesson: Sarah ain’t no one to fuck with.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Working with Damian

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“Working with Damian”

Crew:
Director, Writer, Film Editing, Colorist: Tim Earnheart
Producer: Matt Fleming, Tim Earnheart, Nadine Nagamatsu, Benjamin J. Strickland
Co-producer: Ayuba Audu, Adam Ronzon, H.M. Gandy
Cinematography: Matt Fleming
Joseph Goods: Sound Mixer
Special Thanks: Chris Comte, Kate Hogan

Cast:
Damian: Anthony Gasbarri
Mary: Nadine Nagamatsu
HR Director: Kevin T. Williams
Coworker: S. Joe Downing
Damian’s Office Mate: Reeve Bareceloux
Elevator Dude: Loren Walton
D-Coworker: Nick Revelli
Office Worker: Lionel Balland

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We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:13 are they about to have sex?

:22 that’s just some V8

:42 the spawn of Satan WOULD make a great capitalist

1:16 he’s probably texting his lawyer about the health discrimination.

1:17 why would he use that spelling of “come” to text his dad? that’s uncomfortable.

1:42 I wonder how he takes his latte

2:42 corporate America.

3:18 ..sometimes you gotta steal office supplies..

4:21 accurate.

Lesson: Was this even a horror short?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Goodnight

Description: This is a reuploaded version.
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SB Thoughts:

:32 oo gate, fancy

1:17 “..it’s really cool we have a gate”

2:50 “WAIT A SECOND…WE HAVE A GATE”

3:06 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd7v_EBAsxs

3:28 YOU’RE TOO CALM FOR THIS..one does not just open the gate from the other side!!

4:12 great bed sheet tho

4:19 AW SHIT, THAT’S A TEXT FROM YOUR SISTER –SHE NEEDS YOU TO OPEN THE GATE!! 😮

4:26 ahhhhhhhhhhh 😮

4:32 AW SHIT THAT TREE DUN’ TROJAN SISTER GATE GOOFED YOU

Lesson: The tree people have infiltrated the gate!!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩