Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

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SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

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Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

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Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩