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SWIPR

Description: Alone for the evening, Vicki meets her match. 👀

Written & Directed by Scott Craig & Andrew Coleman
Starring Emily-Alice Sesto, Stella Taylor, Tim Hayward
Thanks to Nikhil Chavda, Marisol Hillier

Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne https://www.emojione.com/

Copyright 2017 Craig & Coleman LLP

SB Thoughts:

:09 sick shower curtain

:41 everyone likes booze

:54 i didn’t see, but i’m sure that was a dick pic

1:36 HELLO

1:58 “IN A JEEPERS CREEPERS KIND OF WAY” – this babe

2:08 “…because I’m a demon” – also this babe

2:23 oh okay, that’s fucking weird haha

2:31 NOT OKAY

2:53 WHY WASN’T YOUR DOOR LOCKED BEFORE???

3:08 dude, fuck this haha

4:24 DON’T DO THAT!!!!

4:36 dude. looking through a peephole and seeing total darkness is not good.

4:52 and they’re wearing camo, THAT’S THE WORST.

5:10 omg. that’s so unsettling.

5:50 cool, thanks. just in case I forgot.

6:19 first horror short ever where police may have actually arrived?

6:42 there’s no fucking way this is actually the police tho

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

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Savage Skyes

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Savage Skyes

Cast:
Dr. William Kester: Sean Keller
Ronny Skye: Mark Jude Sullivan
Rickey Skye: Dan Creed
Lyric: Amanda Hall

Crew:
Director: Chelsea Stardust Peters
Producer: Rudy Scalese
Writer: Thomas Fenton
DP: Mark Evans
1st AC: Chris Ellison
Gaffer: Sean Talbott
Swing/Driver: Tyler Andrews
Key Grip: David Damiata Stacey
Production Sound: Kara Johnson
Department Head Hair & Makeup: Cirs Alex
Key Special Makeup Effects Artist: Stephen Imhoff

Production Coordiator: Jeff Hammer
Production Designer: Dani Manning
Costume Designer: HEather Karansek
Camera PA: Kyle Kruse
PA: Deandra Duncan
Editor: Dana Gasparine
Composer: Matt Hill Umberto
Sound Editor/Re-recording mixer: Shawn Duffy
Locations: James Sackheim
Visual Effexts: Adam Lima

451 Productions

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SB Thoughts:

:00 meat is disgusting

:11 oo livestream

:48 so…they’re getting revenge for a tiger..by nailing the hunters hands to a table..and eating meat?

2:01 okay, this guy can die now.

2:13 unless they’re some kind of animal rights group –they’re hypocrites.

2:32 exploitation of women and animals is real in this.

2:54 WHAT’S BEEN KEEPING HER FROM RUNNING AWAY THIS WHOLE TIME??

3:27 I’m gonna guess there’s no bullets in his gun

3:50 so they eat animals tho? no logic at all.

Lesson: Selective specisism is illogical.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Dying Beauty

Description: A widow is left lifeless after a gruesome car accident took the life of her baby boy and husband. After waking up from a nightmare she realizes she has to try to move on with her life and carry them with her wherever she goes. But is it too late?

Directed by James Allen

Widow played by Izabel Pavlova

Ghost played by J’shaun Allen

Music by Jeucey Negrete and Gage Farnes

SB Thoughts:

1:22 have you heard of tinder?

1:31 ..was this shot really necessary?

1:41 time to eat pills and drink my fruit punch

1:49 uh you dropped your fruit punch

1:55 – 2:11 now it’s getting everywhere

2:34 sometimes we all dream we killed ourselves, witch Melania

3:02 “I wish I was married to this stuffed dog, but instead I’m married to Donald Trump”

3:23 “this is where I would put my baby……………….ifihadone.jpg

3:35 what is a cyclops doing in that baby bedroom?

cyclops

3:43 ugh you have terrible taste in coffee

4:29 – 4:52 so glad we got this car footage in the film

5:05 time to buy cat food for that cat that didn’t exist in my home

5:30 totally forget the cat food

5:38 hahah what

6:18 you think you can just go out and buy cat food dead on black-sheet’d-ghost-in-your-hallway’s watch?!?! THINK AGAIN.

6:28 someone turned your nice stuffed dog into a dirty white eyed porcelain doll

6:34 and glued others to your ceiling

6:36 also, hands?

6:50 someone get this woman an emmy

7:17 what is it, witch Melania? speak.

7:28 ah yeah, about that..

7:44 don’t you hate it when your living room floor turns into a sand fire pit, black smoke seeps from under your basement door, the rubberman from AHS crawls your walls, and your front door is unleave-able?

8:10 just what this short needed –a drone.

Lesson: When all else fails, bring in the drone footage.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Becky

Description: Steven invites Becky over for dinner on a first date after meeting her online. The events that occur are more than they bargained for.

Think Tinder…Gone Wrong!

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SB Thoughts:

:07 becky.gif

:30 ugh, the lack of sci fi knowledge hurts the brain

:45 so she’s for sure a succubus, right?

1:20 because sauce is SO hard to make?

1:28 “do you want some more wine to go with those drugs?”

2:11 “call be Beccubus”

2:28 “ya, fuck shirts, ya!”

2:34 injections on the first date, scandalous!!

3:23 i meaaaannnn…

3:50 just what the world needs, more sexualization of murder

Lesson: Just in case you needed a reminder Tinder is still a bad idea.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Babysitter and The Boogeyman

Description: A child’s warnings of a “scary man” in the house are too easily dismissed by his babysitter Katrina (Adrienne Smith) as she soon learns when she heads home for the night – someone or something is following her home… A new thriller from the writer / director of “Skypemare”.

“The Babysitter and The Boogeyman” is the third episode in the “Scary Endings” monthly Short Horror Series. Subscribe for more horror shorts!

Starring Adrienne Smith, Mike Estes, Casey Kooyman, Marisilda Garcia and Miles Chandler
Written and Directed by John Fitzpatrick
Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Boogeyman #Skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:19 that’s when you leave and don’t come back

1:21 she’s getting stalked by Sonic the Hedgehog

1:29 you picked the wrong day to wear those wooden clogs, Sally

1:52 SHE JUST STEPPED INTO THE

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2:22 I agree, cops [even rent-a-cops] ARE terrifying

3:24 good rule of thumb: don’t keep this in your house

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3:35 I’m sorry…is that an elderly Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka in overalls??

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willywonka.png johnnydeppwillywonka.png

..you see the resemblance…

3:48 WHAT’D I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT MASK??

4:08 ever heard of cleaning your nails? ya nasty.

4:15 INTO THE CLOSET VOID WITH YOU!!

4:18 ooo  flirtygif.gif

Lesson:  Who needs tinder?

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

AM I BEAUTIFUL?

Description: She’ll ask you a question, answer correctly and she’ll spare your life but at a cost…

May (Sarah Scott) and Zach (Abraham Martinez) are moving into their new home unbeknownst to the evil spirit haunting their bathroom mirror – the Slit-Mouthed Woman (Belinda Gosbee).

Based on the Japanese Urban Legend of Kuchisake-onna – The Slit-Mouthed Woman

Shot entirely with an iPhone 7

Starring:
Sarah Scott
Belinda Gosbee
Abraham Martinez
Candice Fox

Written & Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Original Music by Aaron Goldstein
Make-up by Rachel Kooyman
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler & DJ Summitt

Watch More Scary Endings:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.3 “The Water Rises” https://youtu.be/jD35T1J5LLE
2.2 “Santa Clause Is a Vampire” https://youtu.be/vGhzmd69mP4
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY

SB Thoughts:

:09 :swipes left:

:36 seriously, Tina

:42 this is where you run out and never come back

1:00 “..that only made it worse”

1:10 hahahah so she just gives no fucks? like apparitions are a normal thing for her??

1:14 she kind of had that coming

1:34 “ya, Courtney, ya you fucking are.”

2:01 break up with him

2:06 oh that explains it, he peaked in high school

2:20 that shower curtain is rad.

3:04 Courtney, that was actually really sweet

3:24 she must be a social worker

4:17 that’s a pretty shit way to respond to a compliment, nurse lady

4:40 in an alternate reality she left him and lived a happy life

4:48 good riddance, douche-lord

Lesson: https://youtu.be/RJ8W522jPyk

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩