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The Legend

Description: This is a chase scene I shot for my Video Capture class.
Cast: Killer-Matt Crosse Media
Person 1- Cleo Ibrahim
Person 2- Nick Russell
Thank you to Emily for being so helpful all day!
Music curtesy of Purple-Planet.com

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SB Thoughts:

:55 “we don’t care if we live or die” – these two

1:33 who dat?

1:46 you forgot to mention the part about how the father who ate his family is a mask-y lumberjack.

2:50 NO WILL TO LIVE.

3:02 hahaha what is this?

3:18 I hope he just gets stuck

3:33 it’s like he’s never played hide n go seek in his gotdamn life

4:14 the lumberjack was on his period. stop body shaming.

4:43 how vogue

Lesson: RIP Bozo the Clown bozosdeath.png

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

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“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

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1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

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2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

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4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

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even the crypt keeper had more hairs

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4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

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scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩