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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Wrong Number

Description: This short film written, shot, soundtrack composed, and edited in 48 hours for the 48 Hour Film Project in Nashville, TN.

A musician rushing to get to a gig stumbles upon a teleporting payphone.

This film won: Best Use Of Genre

Character – L.P. Brownstone
Prop – Towel
Line of Dialog – “What was I supposed to say?”
Genre – Fantasy

Starring

Sam Landers
Joey Berends
Grant Templeton
Jack Hooper
Evan Sapp
Brian Akers
Rae Sturm
Chris Thomason

Website: aStudio518.com
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SB Thoughts:

:23 this dude is late for muddin’ in his truck

1:13 where’s this dude live that there’s a still functional payphone??

1:34 $5 says he just gets run over by that car and it ends after three minutes of his agonized dying

1:42 did that car just take him AND the payphone with it???

1:48 hahahah WHAT

1:55 dude’s too high to even know this is a weird thing

2:34 you can’t cry while eating a sandwich, that’s bad manners

2:53 so is it a pill sandwich? ah garage monoxide, duh, bird.

3:33 hahahaha “WELL, HEY” he says

Lesson: Don’t mysteriously appear by cokeheads or you’ll get a bullet through the head.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

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SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Message Sent

Description: A horror experience told entirely within a text message…

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SB Thoughts:

:44 so neither of those responses make sense.

1:00 “don’t tell me how to live my life.”

1:19 ({}) ah, wink

1:31 so judgmental

1:53 “Garcon? ‘ll have one order each of ear, nose, and hand, please.”

2:35 :spooky music cuing text cannibal eating David:

3:05 “clearly I’m eating David. can you read?”

3:27 don’t bring the sassy cat into this.

Lesson: Texting…kills relationships.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩