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The Masochist

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“The Masochist”

Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker

Starring:
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer

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SB Thoughts:

:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD

:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.

:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie

1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote

1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”

1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling

2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible

2:33 nail baseball to the dick

2:49 who needs dads, I guess?

Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Thin Walls

Description: Official Selection – Los Angeles Cinefest

A young woman hums to herself in her apartment and hears a neighbor hum the same tune back. Thin walls. However, maybe that hum wasn’t coming from another apartment…

Twitter: @jayruzicka

SB Thoughts:

:17 ruhroh.jpg

:40 :watches intently for someone bust through the wall like the kool-aid man:

1:06 maybe don’t make your hallway so terrifyingly dark in your next life, Jill.

1:09 bets she regrets answering that ad to be roommates with the female joker now

femalejoker.png

1:34 “yes, except for my new roommate: joker with a vagina”

1:43 “because I can’t get in, and the door is locked. bad luck you called on Female-Joker-911-Operator-April-Fools!!”

1:53 “tape me to the inside of the walls?” how much tape does this girl have???

2:38 WHY WOULDN’T YOU GRAB A BLUNT OBJECT AS A WEAPON FIRST, JILL?!?!

2:49 “‘don’t make the your closet doors out of concrete,’ they said, ‘you’ll live to regret this day,’ they said.”

2:55 fell for the ol’ foot infront of the door trick

3:01 “If I could talk I’d say, ‘some asshole sewn my lips shut and drew on my face with eyeliner’.”

3:07 “Occupado”

Lesson: Don’t let the custom-made closet door salesman up-sell you on the concrete.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩