Vampire

SB Thoughts:

:24 “sign this waiver that says you don’t mind pasty white vamps nuzzlin’ up real close and chompin’ down on yo fleshy bits”

:48 ahha its so cute

1:21 relax to the soothing sounds of the forest before the blood sucking monstrosity devours your life liquids

1:30 “sup, I’m here to drink red stuff and be spooky”

2:10 LIKE A STRAW

2:15 MAN DOWNNNN!!!

2:22 Translation: “stop starin’ at me, I’m tryin’ to eat here.”

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Lesson: Nurselady doesn’t care. consider yourself caprisun –cause you done.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Santa Claus is a Vampire

Description: Happily married couple Sharon and Cody are returning home with this year’s Christmas tree when an unexpected encounter with Vampire Santa Claus leaves Sharon sole defender of her home where no one is safe, not her son, the babysitter Holly or even herself. Can she stop Santa from coming down that chimney? Traditional vampire rules apply…

DIRECTED BY JOHN FITZPATRICK
WRITTEN BY JESSICA CHANDLER

STARRING
Hannah Marshall (Shortland Street, hit Australian TV series Packed to the Rafters)
Ryan Dillon (Littlerock, Puppet Master X, Scary Endings’ We Always Come Back)
Casey Kooyman (Lake Los Angeles, Scary Endings’ The Babysitter and the Boogeyman)
Charlotte Chimes (Catching Milat, Schapelle)
Miles Chandler (Scary Endings’ Bounce House of Horror!, Welcome to the Circus)

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Music by Aaron Goldstein
Christmas Carol vocals by Chris Salvatore
Make-up Effects by Erika Cho
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler

Scary Endings Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

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SB Thoughts:

:32 “I hope you die, Brett.”

:34 “oh look, my wish came true. It’s a Christmas miracle”

:41 honestly, what is that?

:55 hold on to your flurry, girl.

1:18 smart move, we don’t want any mixed signals.

1:34 “YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER, TODD. YOU’RE A CHILD.”

1:40 garlic bread, garlic bread everywhere

1:59 Tonya, this is your time to take charge. you start a fire with that garlic bread if you want to.

2:19 “great. now I have to find a new babysitter”

2:33 Todd doesn’t give no fucks.

2:44 wait a second. vampires can’t come in unless they’re welcomed in. don’t fuck with the lore like that Santa.

2:57 killin’ two Santas with one stone.

3:15 Todd, you are literally the worst child.

3:33 I guess, that was a loophole since you don’t have to be invited into your own home.

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Lesson: Apparently being a full-time vampire doesn’t come with dental insurance.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

House of Prey

Description: Filmed at Victoria’s Black Swan Inn, one of the most haunted location in the United States.

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SB Thoughts:

:05 already annoyed by this mute car alarm

:53 chandelier love

1:03 I hope that terrifying gold backed woman in the painting does the predator-ing

1:44 annnnd…no one was surprised about a collection of porcelain dolls on premises

2:01 :O grudge level spooked

2:07 aw fuck, bizarro world drag queen woman in black

2:10 on second look…is that just ANOTHER member of the Voldemort family whose style pays homage to Darth Maul??

2:25 I didn’t expect the invisible man to show up, or that he would have at some point become a vampire…but I guess, I shouldn’t make so many assumptions…

2:31 it sounds like he actually just bit a hole in her neck – to throw up in

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Lesson: Found footage usually leaves more questions than answers.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩