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Description: nonton nya pake iphone guys biar seremnya dapet

Translated: Watch it using iphone guys let me get hot

So um…?????…YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

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SB Thoughts:

:13 fucking rude.

:25 hopefully the dialog isn’t crucial to understanding what’s going on..

:26-1:32 lots of words being said. what they are..no one knows??

1:46 it’s clever

1:51 SHOUT OUT TO YOGA!!

2:23 found footage is the best sub genre of horror because anyone can make it

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Lesson: I don’t know how to speak any Indonesian languages.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

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Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Wicked

Description: Video : RED IN https://www.facebook.com/redinphotogr…
Music : Haris Secerovic
Cast : Haris Secerovic and Mirza Zaimovic
Download music at :https://soundcloud.com/haris-secerovi…
HS https://www.facebook.com/haris.secero…

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SB Thoughts:

:11 so, what’s he watching, video surveillance of the strip club he owns?

1:03 what a weird bedroom door

2:06 smoking kills

2:13 was that peter pan?

2:23 with the lights on looks more like Bob from Twin Peaks

2:40 fuck all that

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Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_scare

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

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SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

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Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩