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Selfies Gone Wrong

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A selfie is a picture that one has taken of oneself, usually one is taken with a smartphone and is shared via social media.
In order to take a quality selfie you should always:

Make sure the angle is good

Show off the new purse you just bought

Always show off your assets

Focus on your best feature

Don’t be afraid to show off the duck face

Avoid photo bombers

But…when you are more concerned about the quality of your selfie than your surroundings…bad things can happen…

Cast Jordan Streussnig, Bradley Walkowiak, Elizabeth C. Henderson, Sean McNeilly

Directed by Bradley Walkowiak
Director of Photography Kara Sambrick

Jordan Streussnig fan page: https://www.facebook.com/JordanAStreu…

Location: Southside Works in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Original Music composed by Nathan Barr from the motion picture Cabin Fever. Directed by Eli Roth

SB Thoughts:

:55 all this lady does is selfies, get a hobby

1:30 “time to look at a hundred pictures of ME”

Lesson: More like “selfies clued you into a stalker,” so that was functional.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Long Walk

Description: You can’t escape fear.

*Official Selection for the UPIKE Film & Media Arts Festival*

Written, Directed, and Edited by Carlos Lenz
Camera by Alexander Bowen
Production Assistance by Miranda Waddy
Music by Jeremy Chontow
Makeup by Natalie McCrea (also the hand)

SB Thoughts:

1:20 the ol’ infinity bridge trick

1:45 grope

2:50 “guess I live here now”

2:56 ha ha body snatchers

3:21 shhh

Lesson: New study shows walks are bad for your health.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩