Writer/Director: James Webber
Producers: April Kelley & Sara Huxley
Co-Producer: Poppaea Bicknell
Director of Photography: Lorenzo Levrini
Starring:
Rebecca Van Cleave
Sam Gittins
James Alexandrou
Production Company: The Springhead Film Company
In Association with: Mini Productions
Crypt TV:
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
:34 I hope it isn’t Halloween and this guy is just actually supposed to be a vampire.
Crew:
Director, Producer, Story, Screenwriter, Editor, Director of Photography, Visual Effects Artist, Storyboard Artist: Fahdi Kanavati
Producer, Screenwriter, 1st AD: Peter Own brook
1st AD, 1st AC: Cem Hurrell
Cast:
Lead: Rose Reynolds
Lucy Lan Luo
Nicolas Pimpare
Tiberiu Chis
Peter Owen Brook
Crypt TV:
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
:02 “everyone hates you, Jerry.”
:16 “same.”
:30 “is this not what we’re doing now?”
:58 “thank god I got all this Tabasco sauce off my hands. now time to get back to dismembering bodies.”
1:05 “oh honey, I remember my first double homicide.”
1:20 “vape life”
1:38 “man, I really gotta buy a new table.”
1:45 “same.”
2:05 “actually – shut the fuck up, Jerry.”
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Lesson: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.
Crew:
Producer/Director/Writer: Landon Stahmer
DP: Gabe Hohreiter
Gaffer: Maggie Knox
Sound/PA: Christian Toma
Set Dec/Dress: Josh Whargrave
Talent/Make up: Brianna Brill
Edit/VFX/Color/Score/Audio Mix: Landon Stahmer
Crypt TV:
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
:08 infinitely getting faked out by that text sound in shorts.
:37 uh, time to die ASAP to avoid the inevitable terrifying existence of being in close proximity to that sir.
:45 if you think THAT is your BOYFRIEND?!?!? GO TO JAIL, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.
1:07 SCREAMS OF TERROR
1:14 cute doorknob.
1:16 DO THE LOCKING, DO THE LOCKING LIKE RIGHT NOW AHHH
1:45 THIS IS WHY WE DON’T HAVE FIREPLACES!!
2:08 ohhh, ohhhnooooo
2:15 gotcha with my LONG grabby ARM
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Lesson: Don’t date, own windows, a fireplace, or doors. Walk into a pool and delete the ladder.
Starring:
Edwin: Julian Feder
Agatha: Jessica Galinas
The Collector 1: Britt Prentice
The Collector 2: Matthew Vorce
Doctor: Joe Maggard
Crypt TV:
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
:38 what kind of monster leaves a kid with no hand mobility to handle his own fork??? GOOD LUCK FEEDING YOURSELF, KIDDO
:40 ALSO, who drinks dairy while eating spaghetti? ew.
1:20 his hands look fine?
1:50 is this how normal boys play?
2:56 okay, I see a pattern here..
3:10 IN HIS DEFENSE they all DID look like spiders??
3:17 no spider drawings
3:24 ENTIRE WALL SECTION OF SPIDER DRAWINGS w/ relaxed posture, like AS IF the kid wouldn’t have run the equivalent of a DOODLE MARATHON to have accomplished such a task in 6 to 7 seconds time!!
3:57 face like, “I’m painting ova ya spida friends, ya little shit! and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
6:00 another timed drawing modern day miracle appears. somebody call the Guinness Book of World Records already.
7:19 MY MOM HAS THAT TERRIFYING CLASSIC BUNNY DOLL W/ BLINKABLE EYES.
7:46 “this’ll teach the little boy, we’re stealing his rat doll.” – actual pedophile thoughts.
8:28 “I hope nobody breaks into my place and steals the lipstick I put on in the morning to match my pajama bottoms.”
9:21 man playing with his boogers on the wall.
9:53 HOW RUDE.
10:04 “and then this “Spider Man” just swung off into the night! well dung-gone it, I just ain’t ever seen anything like it!”
10:24 “I knew I left my glasses…SOMEWHERE”
10:56 “BY GOD, I’VE CURED HIM W/ THE MIRACLE OF MODERN SCIENCE”
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Lesson: Don’t be a thieving pedophile or let anyone tell you you can’t draw on the walls.
Scaredy Bird 