WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201
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SB Thoughts:
:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES
:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?
1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper
2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant
2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?
3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.
3:59
even the crypt keeper had more hairs
4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya
4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove
4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.
5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush
5:12 like really, just, ew
5:15 even ewer
5:27
scissor me timbers
5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.
6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster
6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??
6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?
6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?
7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc
7:11 you still nasty tho
7:25 little kidnapped spook
7:38 ya we got it already, radio star
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Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”
Crew:
Writer/Director: Alex J. Mann
Co-Writer: K. Adam Bloom
Production Company: Space Oddity Films (https://www.youtube.com/spaceoddityfilms)
Producers: Alex J. Mann and K. Adam Bloom
Associate Producer: Mackenzie Woodcock
DP: Nelson Ramm
Editor: Nelson Ramm
Sound editor and score: Christian Laszlo
Make-up: Krista Jee
VFX: Leigh Macabanti and Brooke Noska
Music: Christian Laszlo
Production Counsel: K. Adam Bloom
Cast:
Brandi King
Jacob Anton
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SB Thoughts:
:07 wet
:29
:36
:47
1:09
1:14-1:32 :swoons:
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Lesson: If you can’t seem to get the right selfie don’t…lose your head..about it.
Scaredy Bird 