Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

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SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

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Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Last Night

Description: WINNER – Hollywood International Moving Pictures Film Festival – Best Short Horror Film (Student)

This is a well told story, about a young woman who’s world kept secretly from those around. A promising short-film that excels in it’s sinergy of different art forms.

Written and directed by: Tal Bohbot
https://www.facebook.com/XBOX4ALL

Cinematography: Amit BenShlomo
https://www.facebook.com/BenShlom

Sound: Geva Hason | Cfir Yaackobi
https://www.facebook.com/geva.hason | https://www.facebook.com/cfir.yaacobi

Cast: Eden kokarko | Nadav Laieb
https://www.facebook.com/eden.kokarko | https://www.facebook.com/nadav.leib

Lightning: Yotam Sadot
https://www.facebook.com/yotam.sadot

Edit by: Tal Bohbot | Amit BenShlomo
Song: Cigarrets after sex – nothings gonna hurt you baby

סרט אימה קצרצר על נקמה נשית ביום האהבה.
הופק במסגרת לימודי קולנוע במכללת ספיר, 2016

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SB Thoughts:

2:39 “I made one steak, so you could eat and I could watch you eat.”

2:43 THAT FRO

3:02 is this really necessary?

3:33 hahah what, why?

3:50 FRO DOWN

4:14 pretty unnecessary stabbing since he would have already died from neck bloodloss

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Lesson: So this is just her thing…

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Shortlist

Description: Shortlist is a new Short Horror Film for 2015 shot on the Sony
A5100 Mirrorless Camera. Check out my other New Short Horror Film ‘CREAK’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

Music: The Horror Music Album purchased from Neumannfilms.net
Additional music provided by Richard Jones.

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SB Thoughts:

:35 what are you?

2:41 this is almost entirely inaudible.

2:58 it’s so quiet all I heard was the sound prompting me to be scared?

3:45 how many spooks exactly are you running from, Gerald?

4:25 he just hugged him to death. how nice.

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Lesson: Whatever this thing is, maybe they wouldn’t lose it so much if they didn’t incessantly hang it from a random branch in the forest.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

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SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

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Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Lake

Description: Starring Amelie and Grace Chadwick
Written and Produced by Gemma Day
Sound by Aaron Reilly
Music by Kevin Macleod

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SB Thoughts:

:17 proud of you for this shot. it looks sick as fuck.

:39 ..what’re you two up to?

1:08 hahaha what, how

1:15 playin a good ol’ game-a stick stick

2:06 you shouldn’t be surprised she’s gone, you two seem to have the ability to teleport at random

2:50 “now I’m just boat alone, I guess :(”

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Lesson: If your friends can teleport, get new friends.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Wrong Number

Description: This short film written, shot, soundtrack composed, and edited in 48 hours for the 48 Hour Film Project in Nashville, TN.

A musician rushing to get to a gig stumbles upon a teleporting payphone.

This film won: Best Use Of Genre

Character – L.P. Brownstone
Prop – Towel
Line of Dialog – “What was I supposed to say?”
Genre – Fantasy

Starring

Sam Landers
Joey Berends
Grant Templeton
Jack Hooper
Evan Sapp
Brian Akers
Rae Sturm
Chris Thomason

Website: aStudio518.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AStudio518/?…

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SB Thoughts:

:23 this dude is late for muddin’ in his truck

1:13 where’s this dude live that there’s a still functional payphone??

1:34 $5 says he just gets run over by that car and it ends after three minutes of his agonized dying

1:42 did that car just take him AND the payphone with it???

1:48 hahahah WHAT

1:55 dude’s too high to even know this is a weird thing

2:34 you can’t cry while eating a sandwich, that’s bad manners

2:53 so is it a pill sandwich? ah garage monoxide, duh, bird.

3:33 hahahaha “WELL, HEY” he says

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Lesson: Don’t mysteriously appear by cokeheads or you’ll get a bullet through the head.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Roommate

Description: This is the first film we made. The film taken using Canon DSLR 600D with minimum lighting. Sorry for the noise. Better take the headsets on for best experience.

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SB Thoughts:

:24 ohh, kind of like me right now

:46 I wish I was eating snacks

1:50 this has been an exciting couple minutes of watching some dude live his life and everything..

2:30 a nun is here

2:40 the sheets will save you..what could go wrong?

3:05 seriously? did I miss something??

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Lesson: Bed sheets are magic that keep away shadow nuns.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩