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Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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WAV

Description: WAV – Waveform Audio File Format (WAVE, or more commonly known as WAV due to its filename extension)

Tom, a sound mixer, discovers strange noises in the audio tracks while mixing the film. Is it real or it is in his head?

SB Thoughts:

:03 maybe this shot is just the whole 5 minutes

1:30 this guy is tryin to kill his eardrums

1:47 “..hey little girl, do you want to hear..a se-car-et? because I KNOW ONE..”

2:52 “that’s just the ancient curse I audibly passed from me unto you –kbye”

3:47 those chairs just don’t fit there.

Lesson: He got WAVin’ WAV’d.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

 

 

The Orchard

Description: A group of teenagers come back from a party when their car breaks down.

Filmed on Canon 6D

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SB Thoughts:

:39 “I gotta pee…OUT THIS DEMON”

:59 robbie, you are a bad actor

1:14 “Robbie, you know I’m actually gay right?”

1:38 “babe, no one gives a fuck, just get to peein on those apples”

2:00 “tonight I wore my best bed sheet for the occasion”

2:28 “welp, I don’t see any apples. guess I’ll just pee on this cross”

2:38 hahahahah LIKE SHE DIDN’T SEE THAT CIRCLE OF CANDLES BEFORE WE PANNED TO IT. (sorry for possession shaming)

3:32 “shh shh, guys, check out this circle of candles we all saw from back by the car because we’ve been walking maybe 30 feet”

3:45 “demon whispers, demon whispers”

4:24 “i don’t know what to do…let’s make out about it”

4:35 possessed by a rooster

5:23 LUCY JAPANESE JAPANESE JAPANESE DOMO RIGATO MR– error

Lesson: If you have to pee on the side of the road, don’t walk into the obvious demonic circle of candles and you’ll be fine.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩