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Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

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4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet2ndhilarious.png

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Pssst…

Description: “Pssst…”
Edited & Directed by Nickle Lim
Produced by Nixel Films

The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit purposes;
I DON’T OWN SOME OF THE MUSIC , it belongs to its rightful owners. No copyright infringement intended.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 looks like a different version of him is whispering at himself

1:35 THAT FAUCET IS TOO LOUD

2:46 it sounds like he opened one of those cartoon doors where on the other side it’s just nothingness

3:24 the nothingness is calling to you, Jimbo

3:46 it’s starting to sound more like “sshhhhtt” not so much “pssst”

4:30 “I’ve had just about enough of your shit, window”

 

Lesson: I should have known only someone with laser eyes would be THAT annoyingly persistent.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Photographer

Description: THE PHOTOGRAPHER is a short film starring Marine Mendiboure & Louis Ballèvre and directed by Kévin Mendiboure.
Marina, 15 years old, is speaking on facebook with her best friend Olivia about a strange photographer seen the day before. Suddenly she receive a snapchat from unknown number showing a picture of her window taken from the outside…
(For best viewing conditions and total immersion, please watch this movie in the dark with headphones)
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
OFFICIAL WEBSITE : http://www.kevin-mendiboure.com
INSTAGRAM : kevinmendiboure
FACEBOOK : Kévin Mendiboure

Sound / Fabrice Valsin
YOUTUBE : www.youtube.com/c/LayaVF
TWITTER : twitter.com/layavf
INSTAGRAM : layavf
SNAPCHAT : layavf
FACEBOOK : www.facebook.com/layavfpage

The Cast
MARINE MENDIBOURE
LOUIS BALLEVRE

With the kind contribution of Vincent Darkman
FACEBOOK : Vincent Darkman ÉCRIVAIN

@Copyright FrenchHorrorMovies 2017

SB Thoughts:

:26 she must not give a fuck

:50 “fuck no”

1:04 hey guess what, asshole, you can’t just snapchat people knifes haha

1:20 shits not okay

1:48 “it you”

2:04 “[insert friends name here] can’t answer the phone right now. THEY DEAD.”

2:28 I love that door, but also it shouldn’t exist because it’s made entirely of spooks

3:15 closet hiding. a glorious plan. no one ever thinks to look THERE

3:42 “i’m going to wear my loudest boots to stomp around as an intruder”

4:12 nice skeleton mask, tough guy

4:40 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF VIBRATE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

5:30 LMAO HOW DID HE GET IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT HER NOTICING?!?! xD

Lesson: Silence your phone, stupid millennial.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Deja Vu

Description: Who is really knocking on your door?

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SB Thoughts:

preview pic: well, that’s stolen.

:15 maybe this is just mislabeled COD gameplay

:29 this kids face and that window are equally scary

:44 Damien lookin’ ass, stop knockin’ on stuff

:56 newsflash kiddo, covers never saved anyone

1:20 he seriously looks like he could be dead already

1:22 fuck this, move outta the basement

1:24 you’re not old enough, i’m not old enough, we’re all too young and scared of spooks.

1:45 stop tryin’ to investigate that shit

1:52 THAT DEJA VU WAS WAY TOO LONG

2:04 it looks like you’re playing minecraft now?

Lesson: –WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, go upstairs before shit hits the fan

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

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4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Misplaced

Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
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SB Thoughts:

:17 SCHIGGITY-SHWA? https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

:43 “..finders keepers” :hangs up:

1:53 DON’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE?? HOW RUDE.

2:20 “okay, I’m sure this won’t turn into a horror movie where it rings in your house”

2:51 this is ONE LOUD ringtone holding nun

3:04 why you creepy peepin when you should be weapon findin??

3:21 hhahah what!! how did laser eyes just waltz right in through the window??

3:50 I’m sure they’re gone now. All clear to open the door!

4:28 why you got so many plastic wrapped comforters?

4:39 hey so this goes against all logic

4:46 physical impossibility.

Lesson: The “Where’s my iPhone?” app can help you be a couple steps ahead of a physical matter ignoring laser nun.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

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2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩