Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

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SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

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Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Pssst…

Description: “Pssst…”
Edited & Directed by Nickle Lim
Produced by Nixel Films

The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit purposes;
I DON’T OWN SOME OF THE MUSIC , it belongs to its rightful owners. No copyright infringement intended.

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SB Thoughts:

1:00 looks like a different version of him is whispering at himself

1:35 THAT FAUCET IS TOO LOUD

2:46 it sounds like he opened one of those cartoon doors where on the other side it’s just nothingness

3:24 the nothingness is calling to you, Jimbo

3:46 it’s starting to sound more like “sshhhhtt” not so much “pssst”

4:30 “I’ve had just about enough of your shit, window”

 

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Lesson: I should have known only someone with laser eyes would be THAT annoyingly persistent.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Photographer

Description: THE PHOTOGRAPHER is a short film starring Marine Mendiboure & Louis Ballèvre and directed by Kévin Mendiboure.
Marina, 15 years old, is speaking on facebook with her best friend Olivia about a strange photographer seen the day before. Suddenly she receive a snapchat from unknown number showing a picture of her window taken from the outside…
(For best viewing conditions and total immersion, please watch this movie in the dark with headphones)
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
OFFICIAL WEBSITE : http://www.kevin-mendiboure.com
INSTAGRAM : kevinmendiboure
FACEBOOK : Kévin Mendiboure

Sound / Fabrice Valsin
YOUTUBE : www.youtube.com/c/LayaVF
TWITTER : twitter.com/layavf
INSTAGRAM : layavf
SNAPCHAT : layavf
FACEBOOK : www.facebook.com/layavfpage

The Cast
MARINE MENDIBOURE
LOUIS BALLEVRE

With the kind contribution of Vincent Darkman
FACEBOOK : Vincent Darkman ÉCRIVAIN

@Copyright FrenchHorrorMovies 2017

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SB Thoughts:

:26 she must not give a fuck

:50 “fuck no”

1:04 hey guess what, asshole, you can’t just snapchat people knifes haha

1:20 shits not okay

1:48 “it you”

2:04 “[insert friends name here] can’t answer the phone right now. THEY DEAD.”

2:28 I love that door, but also it shouldn’t exist because it’s made entirely of spooks

3:15 closet hiding. a glorious plan. no one ever thinks to look THERE

3:42 “i’m going to wear my loudest boots to stomp around as an intruder”

4:12 nice skeleton mask, tough guy

4:40 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF VIBRATE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

5:30 LMAO HOW DID HE GET IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT HER NOTICING?!?! xD

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Lesson: Silence your phone, stupid millennial.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Deja Vu

Description: Who is really knocking on your door?

Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Bx…

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SB Thoughts:

preview pic: well, that’s stolen.

:15 maybe this is just mislabeled COD gameplay

:29 this kids face and that window are equally scary

:44 Damien lookin’ ass, stop knockin’ on stuff

:56 newsflash kiddo, covers never saved anyone

1:20 he seriously looks like he could be dead already

1:22 fuck this, move outta the basement

1:24 you’re not old enough, i’m not old enough, we’re all too young and scared of spooks.

1:45 stop tryin’ to investigate that shit

1:52 THAT DEJA VU WAS WAY TOO LONG

2:04 it looks like you’re playing minecraft now?

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Lesson: –WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, go upstairs before shit hits the fan

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

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SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, ew

5:15 even ewer

5:27

scissor me timbers

5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

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Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Misplaced

Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
Thanks to everyone who helped out during the production and for making the whole tiring process fun! Watch this and don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe and most importantly SHARE!
Have fun and double it by watching it along with friends!
Don’t forget to watch in HD!!

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#shortfilm #horror #scary #misplaced #shmekm

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SB Thoughts:

:17 SCHIGGITY-SHWA? https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

:43 “..finders keepers” :hangs up:

1:53 DON’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE?? HOW RUDE.

2:20 “okay, I’m sure this won’t turn into a horror movie where it rings in your house”

2:51 this is ONE LOUD ringtone holding nun

3:04 why you creepy peepin when you should be weapon findin??

3:21 hhahah what!! how did laser eyes just waltz right in through the window??

3:50 I’m sure they’re gone now. All clear to open the door!

4:28 why you got so many plastic wrapped comforters?

4:39 hey so this goes against all logic

4:46 physical impossibility.

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Lesson: The “Where’s my iPhone?” app can help you be a couple steps ahead of a physical matter ignoring laser nun.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

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SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

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Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

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SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

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Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

When It’s Dark

Description: CAUTION: REDUCE VOLUME WHEN USING HEADPHONES!!!
When It’s Dark is a New Short Horror Film for 2017.

Check out my other short horror film ‘CREAK’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

This short Horror film was short on the Nikon D3300

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SB Thoughts:

:02 YOU AGAIN!! =|

:28 nice pretzel walls, Karen.

:34 okay, sorry for being mean to you, sounds like you got spooks.

:55 stop leaning in, Karen, it can only mean bad things.

1:27

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Lesson: Karen’s straight trippin’.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩