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Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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We Always Come Back

Description: Jim (Ryan Dillon) is haunted by more than just the memories of his wife Sasha (Tahyna Tozzi). At night, they always come back. A new short horror film from the writer/director of ‘Skypemare’.

“We Always Come Back” is the first episode in our “Scary Endings” monthly Short Film Series.

Starring Tahyna Tozzi and Ryan Dillon
Written and Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
SKYPEMARE https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

SB Thoughts:

:19 uh what

:36 we get it..it’s a baby..

1:33 hahah huh??

1:41 pull out heavier stuff. a woman holding your baby just disappeared in front of you into a puff of smoke. wine will not solve that. whiskey would.

2:09 a dead wife holding your baby*

2:25 a suicide dead wife*

2:35 did you just pee yourself, Dave?

2:46 “kill yourself”

 

Lesson: Don’t let dead wife peer pressure you.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Dying Beauty

Description: A widow is left lifeless after a gruesome car accident took the life of her baby boy and husband. After waking up from a nightmare she realizes she has to try to move on with her life and carry them with her wherever she goes. But is it too late?

Directed by James Allen

Widow played by Izabel Pavlova

Ghost played by J’shaun Allen

Music by Jeucey Negrete and Gage Farnes

SB Thoughts:

1:22 have you heard of tinder?

1:31 ..was this shot really necessary?

1:41 time to eat pills and drink my fruit punch

1:49 uh you dropped your fruit punch

1:55 – 2:11 now it’s getting everywhere

2:34 sometimes we all dream we killed ourselves, witch Melania

3:02 “I wish I was married to this stuffed dog, but instead I’m married to Donald Trump”

3:23 “this is where I would put my baby……………….ifihadone.jpg

3:35 what is a cyclops doing in that baby bedroom?

cyclops

3:43 ugh you have terrible taste in coffee

4:29 – 4:52 so glad we got this car footage in the film

5:05 time to buy cat food for that cat that didn’t exist in my home

5:30 totally forget the cat food

5:38 hahah what

6:18 you think you can just go out and buy cat food dead on black-sheet’d-ghost-in-your-hallway’s watch?!?! THINK AGAIN.

6:28 someone turned your nice stuffed dog into a dirty white eyed porcelain doll

6:34 and glued others to your ceiling

6:36 also, hands?

6:50 someone get this woman an emmy

7:17 what is it, witch Melania? speak.

7:28 ah yeah, about that..

7:44 don’t you hate it when your living room floor turns into a sand fire pit, black smoke seeps from under your basement door, the rubberman from AHS crawls your walls, and your front door is unleave-able?

8:10 just what this short needed –a drone.

Lesson: When all else fails, bring in the drone footage.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Becky

Description: Steven invites Becky over for dinner on a first date after meeting her online. The events that occur are more than they bargained for.

Think Tinder…Gone Wrong!

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SB Thoughts:

:07 becky.gif

:30 ugh, the lack of sci fi knowledge hurts the brain

:45 so she’s for sure a succubus, right?

1:20 because sauce is SO hard to make?

1:28 “do you want some more wine to go with those drugs?”

2:11 “call be Beccubus”

2:28 “ya, fuck shirts, ya!”

2:34 injections on the first date, scandalous!!

3:23 i meaaaannnn…

3:50 just what the world needs, more sexualization of murder

Lesson: Just in case you needed a reminder Tinder is still a bad idea.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩