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Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

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ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:k.png

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!spook.png

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Her Apartment

Description: Footage acquired from the archives of department of paranormal sciences, Brisworth University about an unexplained paranormal attack and disappearance of a couple who just moved into an apartment.

***Please use headphones for better effect***

Official Selection:
New Jersey Horror Con & Film Festival

SB Thoughts:

:12 FOUND FOOTAGE!!!!

2:10 okay, weirdo

2:56 …it’s a robe.

4:04 nice

4:18 stop breathing so hard, you’re making everyone uncomfortable

4:28 for all intensive purposes this dude would have never turned around expecting her to be back in the apartment haha

4:50 this woman is everywhere.

6:00 clever concept

Lesson: Spooks aren’t willing to share space with the likes of you.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Someone At the Door

Description: Someone At The Door is a New Short Horror Film for 2015

This Short Film was shot on the Canon 600D/T3I with the 18-55mm kit lens.
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Royalty free music purchased from Neumannfilms.net

SB Thoughts:

1:01 who knew Farmville required one to do so much typing?

1:09 every video this woman has been in has involved ominous knocking

1:45 The ghost was inside to type the message, but still needed her to open the door..why?

Lesson: Some ghosts are tech savvy.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Swim With Me

Description: “Swim With Me” earned Official Selection as a Semi-Finalist in the Short Horror Category!

Swim With Me, recolored for the HIMP Film Festival. Submitted in the “Student Horror” Category

Written, Directed, and Edited by Ben Escobar

SB Thoughts:

:16 is this gonna be like rubber, but an inter-tube?

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:22 OH SHIT, SCROOGE’S GHOST IS GOIN’ SWIMMIN’!

:54 stairs are hard.

1:33 this sound is like WAY too low

1:59 the ring girl behind you seems to be getting reception JUST FINE?

2:!5 hair for clothes summer 17′

2:33 oh man, no one’s seen one of those screens for awhile. are you getting TV reception through a time machine??

2:56 it must be contagious to all screens

3:05 “oh sorry, did I leave my chain in the doorway? let me just..scoot..that..”

3:10 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY CHAININ’ IN MY DOOR?!”

3:36 is this guy thirsty for hair clothes chain girl, or what?

4:01 you’re askin’ for a pull-in

4:25 “sometimes we swim, sometimes we drown”

4:50 annnnnnnnnnnnnd supermanthathoe.gif

5:06 so are they Facebook official tho?

5:17 JK clearly she’s just playing the field

Lesson: This woman knows what she wants and she takes it.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Things That Go Bump

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“Things that go Bump”

Filmmaker: R. Michael McWhorter

Cast:
Megan: Kate McBride

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SB Thoughts:

:48 DEMONSSSS

:58 that’s where the bodies are

1:13 “dog ear”? no comprendo

1:20 TV IS OVER

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1:53 – 2:01 smoky demon blood clot hand dream

2:56 find all the weapons

3:02 “I sleep with a gun”

3:17 DINOSAUR

3:36 don’t judge a book by it’s cover, maybe it’s good in bed

4:22 did she just RIP OUT HIS HEART??!?!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN.

4:40 EAT IT. EAT IT. EAT IT.

Lesson: not-worthy.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

Crypt TV:

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SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars