Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

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Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Welcome to Dignity Pastures

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Crew:
Film Editing, Producer, Director, Writer, Story: Brian Lonano
Kevin Lonano: EP
Blake Myers: Producer
Production Design: Blake Myers
Art Direction: Toniet Gallego
Set Decoration: Liz Metz
Makeup Arist: Toniet Gallego
Special Makeup Effects Artist: Blake Myers
Sound Editor/Sound Mixer: Kahlin Whatley
Digital Effects: Jeff Jenkins
Gaffer: Matthew Munson
Camera Operator/Gaffer: Gary Powell
Colorist: Andrea Kiefer

Cast:
The Apprentice: D.W. Campbell
Widower: Denny Holmes
Mrs. Wilkinson: Sallye Hooks
Zombie: Boocho McFly
Funeral Director: Joel Rogers

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SB Thoughts:

:55 that escalated quickly

1:55 CRISIS COMMUNICATION SUCCESSFUL. PR STUDENT A ++

2:10 “good choice, my man.”

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Lesson: Zombies are the worst horror genre there is besides vampires.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩