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The Smiling Man

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SB Thoughts:

:24 you drooled all over yourself

:32 that’s the worst thing to wake up to

1:00 just take a bat to it, that’ll teach it.

2:06 dude’s just brushin’ up on his tap

2:25 this guy must be a hit at parties

2:41 don’t look now, he’s tappin’ your way, mijo

2:56 no good

3:10 normally when a man in black shows up I’m like, “oh thank god, Zoro is here.” but not this time. no siree.

3:23 not tryin to play the mirror game with you right now

4:06 this has a very babadook feel to it

4:17 nice touch

4:22 tip tap toein’

4:28 ooo I honestly can’t tell if that was digitally altered or if dudes smile is just that evil, but either way

4:32 LOOK AT THAT FORM

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4:45 ahahah his arm waving is progressively more aggressive

4:50 it’s like his hands are literally growing longer. brilliant.

5:34 ya your (unplugged) TV still only has the static channel

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6:00 YOU’RE GOING TO SAVE SO MUCH ON YOUR EL POWER BILLO!!

Lesson: The Smiling Man is an Olympian.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Charlie

Description: Mordue Pictures first short film back in 2013, ‘Charlie’ was a part of a challenge to make a short horror film in one night on a budget of merely £10. This was the results.

http://www.morduepictures.com/charlie

‘After ignoring a threatening chain letter believing it to be a hoax, Dan finds himself being stalked and taunted by an evil presence the following night.

Alone in his flat with all exits blocked, a sinister night unfolds as he quickly realises that CHARLIE is coming…’

Directed by: Luke Mordue.

Produced by: Luke Mordue. Nathaniel Francis.

Starring: Max Mordue. Alex Steedman. Luke Mordue. Anna Skibniewski-Woods.

SB Thoughts:

:49 ♫cat ♩chy ♫mu ♩sic, ♫but ♩I ♫can’t ♩be ♫lieve ♩it’s ♫sti ♩ll ♫cred ♩its ♫play ♩ing

1:16 email chain mail curse, a favorite horror tale trope

2:20-2:27 :mumbles accent mumbles:, mate, okay?

2:57 I hope he masturbates now.

3:15 – 3:20 more unintelligible mumbles

4:12 there we go, get nice and comfortable Danny boy.

4:36 Charlie shape in front of the bed, leave him be, it was just getting good.

4:52 that’s right, baby doll, play your guitar, your video games, do your exercises

5:03 stood up? uh oh, coincidentally MY schedule is ALSO free

7:22 don’t look now, the joker from the new horrible remake is right behind you

10:12 “911 victim blaming unit, Charlie speaking”

11:32 “I can’t go through that door. that door’s too dark and has too many spooks”

11:50 he wasn’t wrong?

13:36 whatchu doin layin on the ground all by your lonesome, nail friend?

13:48 brilliant illusion tactic executed

13:52 oh you bumped your head, let me rub that all better for you

14:00 where did you get that knife, Dan? I honestly must have missed that part

14:16 WORST FRIEND EVER

Lesson: Johnny is the actual worst friend.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Rattler

Description: “Have you ever heard the story about The Rattler?”

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The Rattler (2015)
Starring:
Ana Valverde

Written, Directed, Edited by:
Deric Nunez

Executive Producer:
Erika Nunez

Director of Photography:
Michael Papilla

Music:
http://www.purple-planet.com/

Copyright © 2015 Cowmaster Studios

SB Thoughts:

:59 girl power

1:41 fuckin mattson

2:02 genuinely unique idea

2:32 and make me…what?? the anticipation is killing me.

2:42 oo a tall man

2:47 “don’t look at me, I’m just a mannequin.”

3:14 “okay, m’am we’ve got a lot of marshmallows in our mouth right now, but we’ll transfer you…maybe some other time…”

3:23 “…shake shake shake…she hung up on me! shake it like a Polaroid picture”

3:47 “man, I should have installed my doorknob the real way”

3:59 “now it’ll never door knob right”

4:20 the only things scary about this is that gross mustache and cheap vampire fang press ons

Lesson: Go out every night, so nobody with a gross ‘stache eats your skin.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Clickbait

Description:

Published on Jun 4, 2016

“Be careful what you click on…”

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Clickbait (2016)
Starring:
Rachel Lynn David

Written, Directed, Edited by:
Deric Nunez

Executive Producer:
Erika Nunez

Copyright © 2016 Cowmaster Studios

SB Thoughts:

:23 oo doll, in the ads bar, lemme get yo’ numba.

:38 fuckin hipster art

:59 cursed by being half ostrich, half woman she now crashes computers

1:00 look into my not ostrich-y eyes and meet death

1:03 “My name is Metal in a Blender’, auditioning for the part of minute 1:03-1:05”

1:28 its a virus that poops in your bathroom and doesn’t have the decency to spray

2:11 predator here to make you a snack

3:07 hello, booty.

3:15 no one hangs dangle lights around their kitchen island.

3:48-3:51 I actually replayed this multiple times.

Is this just someone with a wig over their head that they CGI’d over to have teeth move to expand out sideways?

our brilliant design team [also, me] got to the bottom of this.

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the answer was a conclusive, yes.

Lesson: Don’t click ads.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Occupied

Description: You aren’t the only one working late…

With a long night ahead, a man alone at work encounters a strange disturbance during his bathroom break.

Starring: Lee Silva, Taylor Kerby
Directed by: Mitchell Kerby, Taylor Kerby
Director of Photography: Mitchell Kerby
Edited by: Mitchell Kerby, Taylor Kerby
Sound Editing by: Mitchell Kerby

Shot on Canon T3i/600D
Edited with Adobe Creative Cloud

SB Thoughts:

2:20 DOOR TRANSFORM INTO: BIGGER MORE FLEXIBLE DOOR.

2:40 the only thing that can save me is the moonwalk now.

3:06 “THORG HUNGRY! THORG WANT EAT!” “HALT, I AM REPTAR.”

3:20 “I’m in my trusty bathroom stall. Do your worst monster scum!”

3:53 this old fashioned lock is actually very impressively crafted.

5:03 borscht, BORSCHT EVERYWHERE. And all over my nice clean floors.

Lesson: Bathroom stalls save you from nothing.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Ouiji

Description: Ouiji is a story of a writer who is executing research on a Ouija board she acquired at a goodwill store. The Ouija board is actually ancient and has a dark past. Oriel will soon discover an unexpected mystery.

Writer and Director : Azron Shai
Lead Actress : Lora Overton
Ghost Actor : Jesus Curioso
Production Designer : Oscar Curioso
Sound Effects : Shybeats
Sound Engineer, P.A. : Jesus Curioso
Costume Design : Make-Believe

Camera : Panasonic GH3
Color Enhancement : Magic Bullet

SB Thoughts:

:24 “you never talk to me anymore, it makes me feel really unloved.”

:55 “keep yourself shut, they said. whatever, buddy, how ya like me now?”

1:02 excuse me, is that FOUR PC TOWERS?? who is this woman? ANONYMOUS??

1:32 “thanks for the forewarning, supercomputer AI.”

1:36 “is the bad thing going to happen to my vagina?”

2:17 “HA HA, okay, THAT ONE was oddly specific..”

2:59 what kind of quiz is this????

3:58 “it is I, the murderer from Scream…a/s/l?”

4:32 still got spooked.

Lesson: Online quizzes are all made by the devil.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Mr. Thump

Description: FOR BEST EXPERIENCE WEAR HEADPHONES, TURN UP THE VOLUME, TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, AND WATCH LATE AT NIGHT IN THE DARK.

BEHIND THE SCENES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBjxB…

VIDEO PLAYING ON THE TV IN THE BEGINNING: https://youtu.be/J8LW7Ns60Wk

MR. THUMP REMIX PRODUCED BY MYSELF –https://soundcloud.com/natepommering/…

TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM: @npfilmsofficial

This is the first horror short I’ve made. Thought I’d give it a shot. All of it was filmed in 1 day due to time constraints and conflicts. Behind the scenes and bloopers will be created as well. Please like, share, subscribe, and leave any constructive criticism!

SB Thoughts:

1:02 “oh no. where are you taking me backwards camera?? stop it. I am at your mercy. please, for-the-love-of-god.”

1:12 “and we’re forwards again. phew”

1:55 ruh roh, her parents are gone, whatever will ensue?

2:10 literally scared by that glass door shadow of her, as she walks by it, on left

3:08 coat in the dark, don’t you get any ideas!

3:36 finally some sign this woman has working ears

4:03 oh good, nothing there? allow me to die now.

4:23 we don’t need your shit right now lights–

424 –EXCUSE ME?? WHAT IS THE TROLL FROM HARRY POTTER DOING HERE WALTZING AROUND IN HER HALLWAY??

5:21 this woman’s nerves are a steel cage.

“hello, 911, I’d like to report how brave I am.”

5:27 you can tell they sought out what eerie sound fit as backdrop to this moment and after unfortunately not finding it,  they defaulted with this one.

5:43 “you’ve reached cranky ol’ man and the singalong twins”

5:44 FT. Mr. Thump on drums

6:32 annnnnnnd all chance of end short spook – gone.

Lesson: If you spot a troll attack, best to just call Dumbledore.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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