Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

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SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

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Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Devil Witch

Description: Short horror film Devil witch.
This movie about the witch. She lived in 1970 in the city of Moscow.
It is based on real events.

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SB Thoughts:

:15 wake up, lady. you’re ina movie. LOOK ALIVE LOOK ALIVE.

:24 tricked me, that’s not a lady that’s just a trickster.

:32 hahahah got me and that guy.

:54 that text just says “a man wearing an old lady mask is watching you from you TV”

1:03 do you want ants? this is how we get ants.

1:18 hahaha everyone in this movie is asleep. and what is that behind him? a statue of half a body?

1:20 oooo spooked

1:33 ya, you got it right, sleepy Tom. there WAS the presence of half a person right there just a second ago.

1:44 who dat?

2:03 this guy doesn’t know how to function through life in any capacity

2:10 HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!

2:25 hahahah ok

2:45 ..so..are you just like still asleep from the first time?

3:14 hahahah YEAH. they’re totally STILL under the sheet, Tommyboy.

3:29 spooked

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Lesson: GOT ‘EM

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

An Untold Story

Description: A story never seen by Vanita & Krishna
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Director & Story writer : Vanita
Instagram page: http://instagram.com/vanitadulawant
Videographer & Editor : Krishna
Instagram page : http://www.instagram.com/kphotography…
Other major credits : Anita, Mukesh, Sai, Lakshmi & Manisha bhati

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SB Thoughts:

:48 things are getting pretty serious between me and this girl. we’re Netflix and chilling.

1:04 that flower throw thing on the couch is awesome, btw

1:16 ..so..do you want me to go home?..or am I staying over?

1:32 her room is THE SHIT.

1:57 you see a spook behind you in a picture, but -THE CUP- scares you..

2:33 guess you’ll just have to sit on that couch for all of eternity

2:50 time for the spooking you just watch to play around in your psyche

3:08 wait..so you turned and the lights were suddenly off and the TV actually turned back on by itself?? leave the premises.

3:10 this is not tag, the kitchen is not base. leave.

3:12 clean the nail polish off your hand, grab the enormous stuffed bear, and leave.

3:31 “‘don’t install a bug zapper as a light in your bathroom,’ they said”

4:40 this might actually be the only horror short I’ve ever seen where the person being spook’d actually reaches out successfully to another human being to report what they’ve experienced though. i’ll give you that.

5:05 “babe, you’re just dumb. you’re just – REALLY – dumb.”

5:46 well..

6:10 so she just DIED OF FRIGHT?? hahah weak.

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Lesson: Only weaklings get scared to death.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

#VLOG

Description: nonton nya pake iphone guys biar seremnya dapet

Translated: Watch it using iphone guys let me get hot

So um…?????…YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

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SB Thoughts:

:13 fucking rude.

:25 hopefully the dialog isn’t crucial to understanding what’s going on..

:26-1:32 lots of words being said. what they are..no one knows??

1:46 it’s clever

1:51 SHOUT OUT TO YOGA!!

2:23 found footage is the best sub genre of horror because anyone can make it

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Lesson: I don’t know how to speak any Indonesian languages.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Follow Me

Description: A film by Patrick Lirette.
Follow me on Facebook
https://m.facebook.com/Patrick-Lirett…

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SB Thoughts:

:24 why paint when you could be drinking?

:31 lemme get that clock tho

1:03 “..fuck painting, actually” – his friends

1:24 he should just paint the outline of those shadows on his wall.

1:58 my volume was up too loud. gave me a spook

2:17 those placemats make it look like you have four puzzles going at the same time.

2:44 this is the most thorough room scanning I’ve ever seen in a horror short.

3:08 

3:14 all the shadows are different on the ground with the step appearance of each step; marking the time splicing as blatantly amateur.

4:14 clearly it wants you to go into that door that makes no blueprinting sense, nerdy max bemis.

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Lesson: Quit spookin’ yourself. Quit spookin’ yourself.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Facebook Sinister

No Description Provided

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SB Thoughts:

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1:04 “hey we’ve been FB friends for 5 seconds, I find you really interesting”

2:10 SO they talked on Facebook in english but in person they don’t?? OK

2:15 “wanna..like..get surgically attached to each other sometime????????????”

3:45 “Get inside.” sounds harmless

3:56 time to light the ceremonial candles

4:14 “I need your blood for the ritual. STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU”

4:30 “we’re here for the sacrafice”

4:34 suddenly there’s a hostage???

4:54 “the page just says, smack them with leaves till they die? I guess let’s try it.”

5:49 blood capsules

6:00 wow, there’s still three more minutes of this

6:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

7:00 – 7:40 TRAUMATIC SPOOK FLASHBACKS

7:50 the demon surely let themselves in

7:59 “slidin’ in your hallways like..”

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Lesson: 2017: One minute you’re makin’ out with some rando from Facebook — the next thing you know — you’re watching their amateur exorcism.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I’m Home

Description: EDIT: Not sure why this is randomly getting so many views, this was a quick side project we did based off a little cool idea we had. Check out some of the other films on my channel for some of my more major works.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Adam Present and Matt San Miguel
Starring Julia Robinson, with Lucas San Miguel
Cinematography, Editing, and Sound Mixing and Editing by Matt San Miguel and Adam Present
Visual Effects by Sam Lowenburg

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SB Thoughts:

1:08 “thanks for setting a place for me. ” – plate moving spook

1:18 “right back atcha” – also a plate moving spook

2:05 TV; it’ll rotcha brains

2:32 spooks gotta shower too

3:00 gonna make a wild guess it’s not Jack

3:14 power outage? the lasagna is DOOMED.

3:39 creepy woman’s voice, never good.

4:02 jack’s a dick.

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Lesson: Jolly Green Giant had a hipster son.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Peuriscope

Description: Short horror film
Salyma, a 25 years old model, is in NYC for a shooting and she speaks with her fans on periscope, but something really strange happen in her room…

Written and directed by : Kévin Mendiboure
Starring : Salyma
Sound : Fabrice Valsin

website : http://www.kevin-mendiboure.com
email : kevin.mendiboure@gmail.com

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SB Thoughts:

:09 I’ll never understand video chatting.

:16 hahaha that spook had to have been on a skateboard

:38 I could barely tell that was a knife

1:23 “what the fuck ever”

1:39 bye, Kim Kardashian.

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Lesson: LISTEN.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

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SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

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Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Don’t Forget to Lock

Description: Viewing suggestion: Wear headphones in a dark room.

A boy is home alone… or is he? Congrats to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSbO… for winning the contest! Like, comment, subscribe!! Follow me on instagram https://www.instagram.com/jaribesonen1/

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SB Thoughts:

:09 aw yeah, this is made by little kids.

:55 there is not a little kid in the world that would turn the news on to chill out

1:32 DID HE EVEN READ THE TITLE OF THE FILM HE EXISTS WITHIN?!?!

2:10 hahah I love it. little spook runnin.

2:30 those legs are too tall to be little kid legs..who do you belong to, dirty feet’d legs?

2:39 no little kid cuddling

2:42 little kid cuddling?

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Lesson: Kids are making horror movies now, and I love that, but this visually makes no sense.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars