Tag Archives: forest

Thaw

Description: Spring is in the air. Birds are singing and the hammer is swinging.

This short film was made in one day on a non existent budget, with the collaboration of my family.

SB Thoughts:

:56 ahaha WTF

1:09 RUN, FOREST. someone just took a sledgehammer to the skull

1:15 the bloody bandit is tryina follow your snow-y footstep ass home. you betta look out.

2:25 guys, no.

Lesson: I was not singing, but the hammer was surely swinging.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Shortlist

Description: Shortlist is a new Short Horror Film for 2015 shot on the Sony
A5100 Mirrorless Camera. Check out my other New Short Horror Film ‘CREAK’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

Music: The Horror Music Album purchased from Neumannfilms.net
Additional music provided by Richard Jones.

SB Thoughts:

:35 what are you?

2:41 this is almost entirely inaudible.

2:58 it’s so quiet all I heard was the sound prompting me to be scared?

3:45 how many spooks exactly are you running from, Gerald?

4:25 he just hugged him to death. how nice.

Lesson: Whatever this thing is, maybe they wouldn’t lose it so much if they didn’t incessantly hang it from a random branch in the forest.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Hide and Seek

Description: SuperfreakMedia closes the year with another festive tale of terror! Thanks as always for the continued support on the channel!

Starring – Matt Barker + Jonathan Butler
Special Thank to – KERA ROBSON for providing the aerial photography in the film
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WATCH THE BEHIND THE SCENES/BLOOPERS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEN-f…

DON’T BE A STRANGER:

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SB Thoughts:

:04 dude’s in no shape to be playing hide and seek

:31 looks like another version of him

:50 how does he expect to win hide and seek if he doesn’t listen to his surroundings? amateur.

1:07 hahaha i want to know how long it took to decide upon this song, superfreak media

1:42 no you do fucking not

1:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VgRRWOVKg

2:03 BLUE ROSE!!!

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2:16 “…this tall”

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2:38 “My name is Annie, and I’ve been with Michael. The good Michael is in the Lodge, and he can’t leave. Write it in your diary.”

2:56 close call, Jeff.

3:08 yeah, this is definitely just Twin Peaks.

3:30 I mean..at least it’s not the YOU version of you.

3:41 the other timelines of you are real clumsy, man.

3:46 this one just happened to have been carrying an open bottle of nail polish over his head right as he fell

4:40 just impale yourself on a tree branch already

Lesson: worst. groundhog day. ever.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Inside

Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…

Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.

Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker

Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton

Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances

Gore FX
Mark Horner

Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker

Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)

SB Thoughts:

:20 babe

1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?

2:20 aw, you’re so British.

2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead

2:56 all of those water bottles are poison

3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.

4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.

4:48 the record playing banshee has you now

4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*

5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.

5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.

“no. this is still mine”

5:43 you done for, sweetheart.

5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*

5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.

6:13 I respect that.

Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Woman in the Book

Description: Skullface

SB Thoughts:

:12 SHIT IS NOT OKAY

:20 HAHAHA my thoughts exactly.

:25 it’s like scary, but not scary.

:28 VULVA FOREHEAD WITH YOU

:31 HAHAHA she fucking mortal combat finishing move’d that dude.

Lesson: JUDGE THIS BOOK BY IT’S COVER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Vampire

SB Thoughts:

:24 “sign this waiver that says you don’t mind pasty white vamps nuzzlin’ up real close and chompin’ down on yo fleshy bits”

:48 ahha its so cute

1:21 relax to the soothing sounds of the forest before the blood sucking monstrosity devours your life liquids

1:30 “sup, I’m here to drink red stuff and be spooky”

2:10 LIKE A STRAW

2:15 MAN DOWNNNN!!!

2:22 Translation: “stop starin’ at me, I’m tryin’ to eat here.”

Lesson: Nurselady doesn’t care. consider yourself caprisun –cause you done.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Occula

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“Occula”

Crew:
Director: Jaz Kalkat
Producer: Tom Morris
Production Coordinator: Elise Morris
DP/Camera man: Brooks Ludwick
Camera Assistant: Cameron Riddles
Movie Tech: Grant Duncan
Sound Master: Chris Claypool
Makeup Artist: Sheila Mia Selfi
Editor: Tyler MacIntyre
Gaffer: Gordon Yould

Cast:
Sheriff: Peterson Wade
Occula: Mair Mulroney
Megan: Raven Perez

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SB Thoughts:

 

:01 as opposed to the missing OLD high school student

:10 “well, scissor me timbers”

1:06 “..who could have eaten ALL OF THIS jam????”

1:32 ha ha you fell

1:44 “YOU LIKE MY EYE COLLECTION, BOY? I’ll fuck ya for it”

1:53 “where you get that idea? my hot topic jacket??”

2:00 “hold on, my third eye wants to talk to you..”

2:11 “GIMME YA EYES.”

2:20 dude’s more than happy to oblige looks like

2:23 when he gives you those eyes without having to be asked twice

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2:33 “One thing’s for sure; some demon bitch has her eyes in a jar. I’m Carly Capra with Action 89 News.”

Lesson: Lemme get those eyes tho.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩