Nextdoor

Description: A man conducting an inspection of a quirky old house happens upon a dark secret when something draws him to the attic.

Winner ‘Best Film’ at Allshorts Film Festival 2015. Official Selection Toxic Film Festival 2017.

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SB Thoughts:

:10 

:48 WHAT IS YOUR CHIN

1:05 LMAOAHHAH

1:49 get in there

2:00 YOU LIVE HERE NOW.

2:26 the world’s all fuzzy now and it’s night time 100% of the time

3:11 you’re so fucked, beard-ylocks

3:23 some little kid scribble-y had their way with your papers

4:09 “YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE??” – mystery force

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Lesson: The attic says if it can’t have you no one can.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

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Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

The Mask Maker

Description: Some motherfucker makes masks, I GUESS.

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SB Thoughts:

:13 I can smell the horrible silicon from here

:34 realistically, all that would be behind there is boring inventory, SORRY BROS

2:00 guess what, douchebags? all those masks are obviously going to become your actual skin now.

2:10 commence douchebag suctioning.

2:30 how do you apply for this guy’s job?

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Lesson: Mask Maker hiring now $13.75 an hour, must be good at initially woo-ing douchebags, and eventually reveling in their inevitable doom.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Selfie

Description: This channel introduce Japanese actor and actress.
And we make movie and documentary.
Please subscribe!!

「SELFIE」

Directors profile

NARI
actor director singer beatboxer

【website】http://narimitsuhisamichi.jp/

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SB Thoughts:

1:25 WHO DOES THAT??

1:33 not. good.

1:59 too. many. spooks.

2:18 :spook level intensifying:

2:45 your phone was infected with the spook virus.

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Lesson: These spooks are computer contagious and now you have them too.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

After Hours

Description: “Working late is about to get a lot more stressful.”

Winner of 4 Awards! This film was created for the Demonchaser Horror Fest and won Best Film, Best Directing, Best Scare, and Best Sound.

A short film by CIRCA3 – http://www.circa3.com
Director: Kasey LaRose
Assistant Director: Tyler Cahoon
Producers: Spencer Bott, Tyler Cahoon, & Kasey LaRose
Starring: Shiloh Nyce Despain, Andy Bolos, and Ben Taylor
Cinematography: Kasey LaRose
Editors: Tyler Cahoon & Kasey LaRose
Sound Recordist: Spencer Bott
Hair and Makeup: Sugar

Sound Design & Music
Brook Mckee – Sunnybrookproductions.com
SeasOnSaphire – Facebook.com/seasonsaphire

Graded with Film Convert and Davinci Resolve
Shot on Sony a7sii

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SB Thoughts:

Preview image: exactly the same as a more popular/older short horror film, but the monster has longer fingers.

:37 men scare me too

1:25 you dead.

1:54 uh ohhh. doors? it don’t need no stinky doors!

3:50 why don’t you look for a weapon? you must have a stapler at least

4:19 this was too quick, i missed it the first few times I tried to end it haha without the sound I never even would have known the monster was there..

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Lesson: Working late is always a bad idea.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

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SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

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Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Double Bed

Description: WATCH THIS IN THE DARK WITH HEADPHONES AND TURN UP THE VOLUME

Never sleep in a Double Bed by yourself or bad things will happen. Based on the Japanese urban legend of the same name.

Directed by – Jose Escorcia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bagboy415

VFX – Kevin Ayotte
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/Darkprism72
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LTPPr0ductions

Boom Operator – Aaron Alcantar

STARRING

Juan Sainz – Sleeping Man

Allie Rivas – Ghost Lady

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SB Thoughts:

:18 dude, that bed is HUGE. lemme get that for reviewing –fo’ free.

:34 if you gotta wake up at 3 am your life SUUUCKKs

1:20 maybe the camera man is gonna get in bed with him to make him feel better about his miserable early morning work life.

1:25 UM WHATTTT

1:36 ya, man. that’s ghostie gasps.

2:09 this guy is sleeping in a double bed ALL WRONG. you gotta stretch out like star fish diagonal to take advantage of the full expansion of space.

2:30 maybe this ghost just wants to get laid

2:33 look– now your your neck is broken. real good.

3:08 you can’t just bleed all over someone’s face when they’re tryin’ to sleep. no class.

3:35 maybe this is a ghost variation of a “you up?” text. let us wait and see…

3:44 I used to own that same dress btw. this dead girl has great taste.

4:34 now the real horror starts. living your terrible life.

4:46 perhaps ya girl can offer, instead, the sweet release of dead.

4:55 she’s playing hard to get.

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Lesson: Once he got over the creaking bones, Juan discovered fucking a dead person was actually pretty okay.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

WAV

Description: WAV – Waveform Audio File Format (WAVE, or more commonly known as WAV due to its filename extension)

Tom, a sound mixer, discovers strange noises in the audio tracks while mixing the film. Is it real or it is in his head?

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SB Thoughts:

:03 maybe this shot is just the whole 5 minutes

1:30 this guy is tryin to kill his eardrums

1:47 “..hey little girl, do you want to hear..a se-car-et? because I KNOW ONE..”

2:52 “that’s just the ancient curse I audibly passed from me unto you –kbye”

3:47 those chairs just don’t fit there.

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Lesson: He got WAVin’ WAV’d.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

 

 

The Shortest Horror Movie Ever

Description: The Shortest Horror Movie Ever Aka Monday Butts.

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SB Thoughts:

:13 I gotta get one of those clocks

:21 got me.

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Lesson: Life is the worst.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Vampire

SB Thoughts:

:24 “sign this waiver that says you don’t mind pasty white vamps nuzzlin’ up real close and chompin’ down on yo fleshy bits”

:48 ahha its so cute

1:21 relax to the soothing sounds of the forest before the blood sucking monstrosity devours your life liquids

1:30 “sup, I’m here to drink red stuff and be spooky”

2:10 LIKE A STRAW

2:15 MAN DOWNNNN!!!

2:22 Translation: “stop starin’ at me, I’m tryin’ to eat here.”

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Lesson: Nurselady doesn’t care. consider yourself caprisun –cause you done.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩