Tag Archives: wtf

Thaw

Description: Spring is in the air. Birds are singing and the hammer is swinging.

This short film was made in one day on a non existent budget, with the collaboration of my family.

SB Thoughts:

:56 ahaha WTF

1:09 RUN, FOREST. someone just took a sledgehammer to the skull

1:15 the bloody bandit is tryina follow your snow-y footstep ass home. you betta look out.

2:25 guys, no.

Lesson: I was not singing, but the hammer was surely swinging.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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Peek A Boo

Description: Claire gets an unexpected text message from a stranger.

SB Thoughts:

:15 haha this song

:58 oh, so it’s jigsaw

2:02 probably also lock it??

2:14 time to call the police

3:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

4:00 SICK POOL COURTYARD. where does she live?!?

4:24 SO THEY SOMEHOW GOT A PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING THIS PICTURE??? lmao oh okay.

4:49 “911, it’s my birthday”

5:19 PROBABLY DON’T DO THAT

6:10 this is where you frantically find anything that can be used as a weapon

6:42 of course it’s dolls

6:56 “WHO SAID YOU COULD PUT THIS RAG TIME ON? MY COMPUTER – MY MUSIC.”

7:27 dude. you’re real bad at doors.

7:34 hahaha I’m sorry, have you ever door’d before? doors are hard.

7:54 “I don’t have time for your shit right now, doll”

8:24 switching out the light bulbs. that’s commitment to a scare

8:29 “no more cheetahs, fuck cheetahs”

8:53 when in doubt…just lay down and cry

8:58 actual fucking demon

9:31 interesting choice of route?

10:12 “that was just rude”

10:25 oh so NOW you leave the apartment

10:54 RAG TIME AGAIN??

10:56 that movement was a bit too seductive for the moment

Lesson: This all could have been avoided by locking your doors.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

House of Prey

Description: Filmed at Victoria’s Black Swan Inn, one of the most haunted location in the United States.

SB Thoughts:

:05 already annoyed by this mute car alarm

:53 chandelier love

1:03 I hope that terrifying gold backed woman in the painting does the predator-ing

1:44 annnnd…no one was surprised about a collection of porcelain dolls on premises

2:01 :O grudge level spooked

2:07 aw fuck, bizarro world drag queen woman in black

2:10 on second look…is that just ANOTHER member of the Voldemort family whose style pays homage to Darth Maul??

2:25 I didn’t expect the invisible man to show up, or that he would have at some point become a vampire…but I guess, I shouldn’t make so many assumptions…

2:31 it sounds like he actually just bit a hole in her neck – to throw up in

Lesson: Found footage usually leaves more questions than answers.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

AM I BEAUTIFUL?

Description: She’ll ask you a question, answer correctly and she’ll spare your life but at a cost…

May (Sarah Scott) and Zach (Abraham Martinez) are moving into their new home unbeknownst to the evil spirit haunting their bathroom mirror – the Slit-Mouthed Woman (Belinda Gosbee).

Based on the Japanese Urban Legend of Kuchisake-onna – The Slit-Mouthed Woman

Shot entirely with an iPhone 7

Starring:
Sarah Scott
Belinda Gosbee
Abraham Martinez
Candice Fox

Written & Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Original Music by Aaron Goldstein
Make-up by Rachel Kooyman
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler & DJ Summitt

Watch More Scary Endings:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.3 “The Water Rises” https://youtu.be/jD35T1J5LLE
2.2 “Santa Clause Is a Vampire” https://youtu.be/vGhzmd69mP4
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY

SB Thoughts:

:09 :swipes left:

:36 seriously, Tina

:42 this is where you run out and never come back

1:00 “..that only made it worse”

1:10 hahahah so she just gives no fucks? like apparitions are a normal thing for her??

1:14 she kind of had that coming

1:34 “ya, Courtney, ya you fucking are.”

2:01 break up with him

2:06 oh that explains it, he peaked in high school

2:20 that shower curtain is rad.

3:04 Courtney, that was actually really sweet

3:24 she must be a social worker

4:17 that’s a pretty shit way to respond to a compliment, nurse lady

4:40 in an alternate reality she left him and lived a happy life

4:48 good riddance, douche-lord

Lesson: https://youtu.be/RJ8W522jPyk

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I Heard It Too

Description: If you enjoyed this please check out my latest short horror Toby
https://youtu.be/BYaCEL2mhUo

Based on the two sentence horror story:

A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said “I heard that, too.”

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Screened by the British Film Institute and Talenthouse for the Unscreened film competition.

Will be releasing a new horror short in October so make sure you subscribe!

SB Thoughts:

:50 hold on..there’s something wrong with this picture…

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…okay, that’s better:

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3:05 spook

3:12 “ya, but like, who?” fearless.

3:50 children are our future. be afraid.

5:10 don’t look?!!? RE-CLOSE THE DOOR AND WAIT TILL MORNING, YOU PSYCHO

5:27 no one owns this kind of light unless they’re a film maker

5:42 “no, you’re the worst mom ever”

5:49 aw fuck, creepiest ballerina alert

5:59 here’s to hoping she’s counting to infinity

6:30 natural selection, kiddo

6:43 covers never saved anyone, you naive little cupcake

6:52 aw man, don’t do that

7:12 it’s “the mummy” I can’t get enough of this embodied pun

Lesson: Muffled voice of your mom calling for you in the middle of the night? Always a ghost.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Popcorn

Description: When a mid twenties man takes things too far with his girlfriend, the night takes an unexpected turn.

I’m excited to release another short film of my own! As I continue to mature, I’m finding it harder and harder to squeeze these little shorts in with all of life’s responsibilities. This was a true testament of what I can do with a skeleton crew in a few days. Maybe the next one will be longer lol.

CREDITS

Directed by: Jacob Souza

Written by: Andrew Tripodi & Jacob Souza Lead Cast

Andrew Tripodi as Nick
Kim Senser as Taylor

Director of Photography: Jacob Souza

Edited by: Jacob Souza

Sound by: Noah Goldberg

VFX by: Noah Goldberg

2nd Assistant Camera: Dylan Hammalian

Key Grip: Noah Goldberg

Special Thanks to Casimere Jollette

Shot on Panasonic GH4.
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Contact me:
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SB Thoughts:

:24 sex shame is u-g-l-y

1:06 “take that” – ghost

1:28 she must have went to art school downtown

1:48 your art is so bad – YOU BROKE THE ELECTRICITY

1:55 woof

2:06 hahaha seriously? it’s the safe word?? I love it.

2:26 “babe, you don’t need to be a rapey clown for me to want to fuck you”

2:55 bowchickawowwow.gif

3:00 no shirt ✓

3:03 shawn hunter hair ✓

3:26 “my boobs are a crunchy sounding remote control”

3:44 get fucked, shawn hunter

4:42 fell for the ol’ drippy sink trick

Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeword

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩