Nextdoor

Description: A man conducting an inspection of a quirky old house happens upon a dark secret when something draws him to the attic.

Winner ‘Best Film’ at Allshorts Film Festival 2015. Official Selection Toxic Film Festival 2017.

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SB Thoughts:

:10 

:48 WHAT IS YOUR CHIN

1:05 LMAOAHHAH

1:49 get in there

2:00 YOU LIVE HERE NOW.

2:26 the world’s all fuzzy now and it’s night time 100% of the time

3:11 you’re so fucked, beard-ylocks

3:23 some little kid scribble-y had their way with your papers

4:09 “YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE??” – mystery force

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Lesson: The attic says if it can’t have you no one can.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

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SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

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Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

Illusion

Description: (USE HEADPHONE FOR BETTER EXPERIENCE)
Hey guys… Be prepare to witness a very short and horror short film presented by Sapphire Entertainment House after so long.
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SB Thoughts:

:10 blind me, why don’t you?

:46 hahah what is he a sleeper agent?

:56 “HEY, MAN. I’VE APPEARED AND DISAPPEARED LIKE HUNDRED TIMES RIGHT BY YOU AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GIVEN A FUCK” – white shirt guy

1:45 finally fucks are given

1:56 quite the schnoz

2:06 dude, you dropped all your stuff. go get dat.

2:33 where you runnin’ to Sonic?

3:07 hahah you’re too outta shape for this

3:25 there is no excuse for these jams

3:30 you just lay down and die?

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Lesson: Just lay down and die.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

One Selfie Plz

Description: One selfie please is a comic horror short film.
Nowadays there is so much craze of taking selfies. But what if you can’t stop yourself to take a selfie when you meet a ghost. This video tells the same and has a small twist which will make you laugh.

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Directed by- Shraddha Ramteke
Edited By- Sagar Shahane
Cinematographer- Sanket Zemse
Cast- Mohammed Salim Khan, Tharani Karthikesu

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SB Thoughts:

:10 found footage forever

:36 hahaha fall down the stairs already. it’s like your fear defys gravity.

:56 hahahahah this scene is too long

1:55 hahah so now he’s just tryin to have a moment with the ghost? probably a realistic 2017 reaction.

2:07 I can’t even with his reaction

2:14 “fuck this” – that ghost

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Lesson: Ghosts also have social media reputations to uphold.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

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SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

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Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Alone in the House

Description: Synopsis:
What would you do if you were home alone in the middle of the night and heard banging at your closed bedroom door? Emma is paranoid from hearing strange noises while alone in the house. When no one believes what you hear, how do you cope with your own fear?

Production:
This film was produced in 14 weeks from concept to screen. One of the main challenges was finding a big enough house where horror films typically take place in. House sizes are very small in London so we ended up using a refurbished spacious Victorian house in Lincoln!

Equipment:
Sony A7Sii. Zeiss Batis 25mm f2 & 85mm f1.8, 55mm 1.8, 35mm 2.8 lenses. Kooletron DSLR slider. Aputure lighting kit. iPhone. Monopod. Tripod. Sennheiser MKE 600. Rode boom pole. Sennheiser headphones.

Cast & Crew:
Emma – Geena Marshall
Kevin – Alexander Doddy
Production Assistant – Zac Grego
First Assistant Director – Raees Gillani
Original Music By – Oliver Gibson
Jazz Soundtrack By – http://www.bensound.com
Visual Effects – Jake Jay Eden
Written By – John Cowdell
Directed, Produced and Edited By – Shanil Kawol

Social:
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Website – http://kindsense.co.uk/
Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/KindsenseUK/

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SB Thoughts:

:09 nice lamp

:38 your hallway is too spooky

:45 I didn’t even see anything?

1:13 this acting is so bad

2:43 that’s one VIOLENT knock

3:03 this could only be aliens haha

3:13 what. even? hah

3:34 the ol’ under the bed sheet trick

3:43 SLENDERRMANNN

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Lesson: Slenderman was tryin to get that.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Bedfast

Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 welp, don’t go in there

:22 you’re done for, Jessica.

:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?

1:25 doors are hard.

1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.

2:07 that’s it, 

2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?

2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.

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Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩