Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

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SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

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Lesson: I’m right.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

SWIPR

Description: Alone for the evening, Vicki meets her match. 👀

Written & Directed by Scott Craig & Andrew Coleman
Starring Emily-Alice Sesto, Stella Taylor, Tim Hayward
Thanks to Nikhil Chavda, Marisol Hillier

Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne https://www.emojione.com/

Copyright 2017 Craig & Coleman LLP

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SB Thoughts:

:09 sick shower curtain

:41 everyone likes booze

:54 i didn’t see, but i’m sure that was a dick pic

1:36 HELLO

1:58 “IN A JEEPERS CREEPERS KIND OF WAY” – this babe

2:08 “…because I’m a demon” – also this babe

2:23 oh okay, that’s fucking weird haha

2:31 NOT OKAY

2:53 WHY WASN’T YOUR DOOR LOCKED BEFORE???

3:08 dude, fuck this haha

4:24 DON’T DO THAT!!!!

4:36 dude. looking through a peephole and seeing total darkness is not good.

4:52 and they’re wearing camo, THAT’S THE WORST.

5:10 omg. that’s so unsettling.

5:50 cool, thanks. just in case I forgot.

6:19 first horror short ever where police may have actually arrived?

6:42 there’s no fucking way this is actually the police tho

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Lesson: Fuck the police.

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

The Bed Bug

Description: A neglected girl takes revenge on her alcoholic mother.

This short film was one of five made by BAME young people on the Make A Difference Entertainment ‘Summer Holiday Activity Project’.

Special thanks to John Lyon’s Charity for funding this project.

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SB Thoughts:

:40 seriously doubt any girl her age would do this…but okay

:51 “ALCOHOLIC MOM NEEDS MORE GIN”

1:07 she’s the bestest

1:19 “gin me, child slave” :ominous screams:

1:57 “ALRIGHT this head NEEDS to go”

2:29 “psst, it’s the demon that wants to ‘protect you’ from booze-y mom.” – the demon that wants to ‘protect you’ from booze-y mom

2:52 who’s screams were those?? booze-y mom don’t care.

3:23 “I got you your crutches, mom. so you can ignore them completely and I can suffer supporting your body weight on my tiny frame”

4:07 “sup? i’m the black panther who’s gonna eat your booze-y mom.”

4:45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrC-vloXW0o

4:55 phew, that’s a relief.

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Lesson: ICE CREAM FOR DINNER.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

WAV

Description: WAV – Waveform Audio File Format (WAVE, or more commonly known as WAV due to its filename extension)

Tom, a sound mixer, discovers strange noises in the audio tracks while mixing the film. Is it real or it is in his head?

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SB Thoughts:

:03 maybe this shot is just the whole 5 minutes

1:30 this guy is tryin to kill his eardrums

1:47 “..hey little girl, do you want to hear..a se-car-et? because I KNOW ONE..”

2:52 “that’s just the ancient curse I audibly passed from me unto you –kbye”

3:47 those chairs just don’t fit there.

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Lesson: He got WAVin’ WAV’d.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

 

 

Demons

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SB Thoughts:

:13 capitalizing on that Stranger Things font

:50 “demons have taken over earth and resistance is futile. back to you, Tom”

1:16 “thems sounds sound like demon whisper sounds”

1:33 oop now you did it, Paul. you opened the door and all the demons is gonna get in

1:49 this demon wears high heels

2:05 “sorry, Paul. have you ever worn high heels??? it takes awhile to get places”

2:10 the prettiest demon

2:18 did he run over to a DJ booth? because that’s what it sounds like

2:26 this demon is actually just a sleestak from Land of the Lost

3:25 ya, I’m sure it’s gone now. PAUL –YOU FOOL!!

4:16 “oh, thank god, you came out to your car…you know, I would’ve felt like a real fool sittin in here all night by myself.”

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Lesson: That sleestak fucked Paul –and to all– a good night.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Facebook Sinister

No Description Provided

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SB Thoughts:

:46

1:04 “hey we’ve been FB friends for 5 seconds, I find you really interesting”

2:10 SO they talked on Facebook in english but in person they don’t?? OK

2:15 “wanna..like..get surgically attached to each other sometime????????????”

3:45 “Get inside.” sounds harmless

3:56 time to light the ceremonial candles

4:14 “I need your blood for the ritual. STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU”

4:30 “we’re here for the sacrafice”

4:34 suddenly there’s a hostage???

4:54 “the page just says, smack them with leaves till they die? I guess let’s try it.”

5:49 blood capsules

6:00 wow, there’s still three more minutes of this

6:27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

7:00 – 7:40 TRAUMATIC SPOOK FLASHBACKS

7:50 the demon surely let themselves in

7:59 “slidin’ in your hallways like..”

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Lesson: 2017: One minute you’re makin’ out with some rando from Facebook — the next thing you know — you’re watching their amateur exorcism.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Don’t Look

Description: Andrea lives alone plagued by nightmares, however one night she discovers something is with her in the apartment.

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SB Thoughts:

:05 the most overused kid laughing audio ever recorded

:57 who buys a pillow with one enormous eyelash on it?

:18 -2:20 “British, British-British, British, British”

2:21 you got a piece of glitter on your left cheek, let me get that for you

2:42 that phone set down was loud AS FUCK

3:05 “i’ll let myself in” – this ghostie

3:07 “how rude of me, I almost didn’t close the door” – also this ghostie

3:25 sup, growl, sup

4:20 the description says this is her apartment, but it looks like a hospital break room

4:45 shits in your brain, mimicking voices of those you love. you done for.

4:51 just looks like any ol’ guy

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Lesson: She looked tho

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Home Care

Description: Please subscribe if you had a pleasant time 🙂
Staff :
– Xavier MANGOEN
– Dorothée BABOIS
– Anais JENNER
– Mamita

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SB Thoughts:

1:13 I guess I wasn’t scared because old people aren’t monsters to me?

1:27 nice job taking care of her by scrolling through social media

1:39 “hey, uh, so what the fuck? you come into my home and sit on my couch?”

2:06 well, she’s possessed. did you learn nothing from the Taking of Deborah Logan or the Visit?

2:14 “get fucked.”

3:12 you got demon mouth

3:24 “I pooped myself and it’s your job to clean it up. but for real tho, like why the fuck do you think you’re in my house?”

3:43 what dat?

3:50 uh oh, where’d granny go?

4:21 I hope she’s just on some ceiling

4:40 really tho, if you design an elderly home and you put stairs inside, you should be fired.

5:19 i would just jump over the banister and end it right there.

5:23 OH THAT’S SO MUCH WORSE

5:52 SHE KNOWS YOU’RE IN THERE, demon’s just fucking with you. WHAT’RE YOU –NEW???

6:18 sneaky snake

6:20 granny’s got some power

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Lesson: The demon fired her because she was a lazy ass.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Mimic

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“Mimic”

Crew:
Director, Writer: Jon Kovel
Producer: Brandon Hall
Cinematography: Oliver Young
Music: Andy Bauer
Film Editing: Tighe Damron
Makeup Department: Mark Villalobos
Art Department: Camilla Werner-Longo

Cast:
Roman: Joseph Hunsaker
Paul: Ace Marrero

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

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SB Thoughts:

1:12 “sup, I’ve been a monster this whole time”

1:34 “I ate your wife because you don’t -OOOHHH”

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Lesson: Spermhead monsters with your daughter’s voice will be your undoing.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Occula

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“Occula”

Crew:
Director: Jaz Kalkat
Producer: Tom Morris
Production Coordinator: Elise Morris
DP/Camera man: Brooks Ludwick
Camera Assistant: Cameron Riddles
Movie Tech: Grant Duncan
Sound Master: Chris Claypool
Makeup Artist: Sheila Mia Selfi
Editor: Tyler MacIntyre
Gaffer: Gordon Yould

Cast:
Sheriff: Peterson Wade
Occula: Mair Mulroney
Megan: Raven Perez

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

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SB Thoughts:

 

:01 as opposed to the missing OLD high school student

:10 “well, scissor me timbers”

1:06 “..who could have eaten ALL OF THIS jam????”

1:32 ha ha you fell

1:44 “YOU LIKE MY EYE COLLECTION, BOY? I’ll fuck ya for it”

1:53 “where you get that idea? my hot topic jacket??”

2:00 “hold on, my third eye wants to talk to you..”

2:11 “GIMME YA EYES.”

2:20 dude’s more than happy to oblige looks like

2:23 when he gives you those eyes without having to be asked twice

2:33 “One thing’s for sure; some demon bitch has her eyes in a jar. I’m Carly Capra with Action 89 News.”

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Lesson: Lemme get those eyes tho.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩