Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.
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SB Thoughts:
:20 welp, don’t go in there
:22 you’re done for, Jessica.
:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?
1:25 doors are hard.
1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.
2:07 that’s it,
2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?
2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.
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Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.
Description: Episode V of the Web Series | URBAN LEGENDS.
‘Whether it’s homicides or hauntings, monsters or madmen, we all know the tales of woe that happened to a friend of a friend.
This dark anthology retells a series of sinister stories that have been famously told around the world with all of us having once, or still believing in an Urban Legend.’
Crew:
Director: Jaz Kalkat
Producer: Tom Morris
Production Coordinator: Elise Morris
DP/Camera man: Brooks Ludwick
Camera Assistant: Cameron Riddles
Movie Tech: Grant Duncan
Sound Master: Chris Claypool
Makeup Artist: Sheila Mia Selfi
Editor: Tyler MacIntyre
Gaffer: Gordon Yould
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
:01 as opposed to the missing OLD high school student
:10 “well, scissor me timbers”
1:06 “..who could have eaten ALL OF THIS jam????”
1:32 ha ha you fell
1:44 “YOU LIKE MY EYE COLLECTION, BOY? I’ll fuck ya for it”
1:53 “where you get that idea? my hot topic jacket??”
2:00 “hold on, my third eye wants to talk to you..”
2:11 “GIMME YA EYES.”
2:20 dude’s more than happy to oblige looks like
2:23 when he gives you those eyes without having to be asked twice
2:33 “One thing’s for sure; some demon bitch has her eyes in a jar. I’m Carly Capra with Action 89 News.”
Background 2:
Horror Music Royalty FREE
Original music by: Kevin MacLeod
Website: http://www.incompetech.com
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SB Thoughts:
:10 COULD DEFINITELY DO –WITHOUT– THE DUBSTEP
:56 loudest slurper
2:10 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRINTER PRINT YOU. [okay, I’ll stop with the Soviet Russia jokes already]
2:32 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MICROWAVE, MICROWAVE YO-
3:12 stop showing off how awesome your printer wirelessly allows strangers to print stuff. printers are hard. it’s your own fault this is happening because clearly you made your wifi public
3:59 …
4:17 GOOD THING YOU GRABBED THAT SCREWDRIVER AND FLASHLIGHT –BEFORE– THE POWER OUTAGE
4:43 hey, buddy, this is a no kneeling zone. beat it.
4:59 AH IT’S A WHITE GUY!!
5:14 may as well not call the police; white guys never get convicted of anything.
1:57 it’s literally been not 2 minutes. just chill.
2:03 uh oh
2:12 “♫CLOWN DOG! clown doggggg ♩ alone in the world was a little clowndog♫”
2:50 they just sleepin’
3:16 look, see, they woke up.
4:13 this has a very “crossed: badlands” feel to it
4:27
5:12 dude. you just hit that housewife..
what? you think you’re above the law now? THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. they put the suit on and suddenly everyone dies.
6:08 ♬CLOWN DOG♬!!…
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Lesson:
“♬…clowndoggggg
alone in the world was a little clowndog♬
♩out on the road or back in town
all kind of critters putting clowndog down
gotta rise above it
gotta try to get along
gotta walk together
gotta sing this song…♬”
Description: A short story about a horror attack on a guy… he himself acts as horror… we welcome producers for our story .. please contact us on facebook — https://m.facebook.com/tarunkumar001 and ##appreciate us
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SB Thoughts:
:59 you tryin to play some cricket???? I’M GAME.
1:36 so I’m confused…is this man just being watched by a camera from EVERY angle that makes the lens blue, is he supposed to be in the dark being watched with night vision, is it just supposed to add an eerie feel for the viewer WHICH IS IT??
1:56 did he just get his period?
3:15 do people really keep camping chairs in their living room??
3:36 are you about to get locked outta your own apartment by a ghostie?
3:56 MAYBE THEY’RE JUST a REALLY SHORT prankster
4:21 ARE BOTH OF HIS EYES VIDEO CAMERAS?!?! SO MANY QUESTIONS
4:37 ha ha dummy, called it.
4:43 this is video camera-ception
5:15 that’s never good.
5:37 WHY WOULDN’T YOU JUST TURN THE LIGHTS ON?! THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT, YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWITCHES ARE LOCATED. phone flashlights are inferior.
5:58 “WHO’S THE YODELING WISEGUY THAT TURNED MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY BEDROOM??”
6:28 this camera eye’d ass just got sound blasted outta his own domain
6:28 now is not time for a nap
6:46 OH SO NOW WE’RE RED
7:00 WHERE DID ALL THE COLORS GO NOW??
7:05 stop, I wasn’t ready
7:07 hahah what
7:12 dude, you gotsa get some professional help or at least go to the doctor to get your camera eyes checked
7:58 CAMERA EYES MALFUNCTION SYMPTOMS: seeing in entirely one color ✓, slowly bleeding from the mouth ✓, light bulbs unexplainably break in your vicinity ✓
8:30 I’m sorry, you’ve had a long day
8:46 the electronic police are here to repossess your camera eyes
9:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
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Lesson:
Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk
Didn’t mean to call you that
I can’t remember what was said and what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
A smoke alarm is going off and there’s a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn’t mean to call you that
Scaredy Bird 